old Grump
06-08-2011, 12:20 AM
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How old are you?
Mind your own business.
Under 20
20 - 29
30 - 39
40 - 49
50 - 59
60 - 69
70 - 79
80 - 89
90 - 99
100 and over
I refuse to answer on account of....
wait a minute it's coming to me...no..no..it was just gas.
Damn, it wasn't gas.
This one has nothing to do with me but I'm getting close enough to appreciate what she was talking about.
Old Lady On A Cruise Ship
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens1974916module131165911photo_1288945985ol d_lady.jpg (http://www.thelaughline.com/2010/11/old-lady-on-a-cruise-ship/)A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
How old are you?
Mind your own business.
Under 20
20 - 29
30 - 39
40 - 49
50 - 59
60 - 69
70 - 79
80 - 89
90 - 99
100 and over
I refuse to answer on account of....
wait a minute it's coming to me...no..no..it was just gas.
Damn, it wasn't gas.
This one has nothing to do with me but I'm getting close enough to appreciate what she was talking about.
Old Lady On A Cruise Ship
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens1974916module131165911photo_1288945985ol d_lady.jpg (http://www.thelaughline.com/2010/11/old-lady-on-a-cruise-ship/)A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."