You're next!!

[El Duce]

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[Warthogg]

:):)

[O.S.O.K.]

:lool:

That'd be rather humorous - but I bet they wouldn't put two and two together....

[stinker]

:lmao3:

[coppertales]

I see the mind is still active...................chris3

[Dan Morris]

In the last 10 years, I've had a number of people at the office tell me things to lengthen my life span.....5 of them have died....had one more tell me "your next".
I replied you're number 6......haven't heard another word!
Dan


Actually, he went to 7..........number 6 was put in a BB on Sunday!!!
Dan

[slamfire51]

:laughingtohard::laughingtohard:

That will never happen to me these days. There's a "Never Again" :wedding: clause in my remaining life agenda.

[kuntryboy]

:laughingtohard::laughingtohard:

That will never happen to me these days. There's a "Never Again" :wedding: clause in my remaining life agenda.
twice is enough for me. the other side of this thread, only has one time. i figure i've got 20 good ones or so left.

[Altarboy]

Funny. There's an Irish song that goes something like "I was always told by me father and me mother...that going to a wedding was the makings of another.

[El Duce]

Funny. There's an Irish song that goes something like "I was always told by me father and me mother...that going to a wedding was the makings of another.

Do you know what the difference is between an Irish Wedding, and and Irish Funeral?





















One less drunk!