Sign on a gate.....

[old Grump]

If it isn't a real sign it oughta be.





WARNING
THIS IS NOT A PUBLIC ROAD

Private Property / No Trespassing / No Soliciting.

• No Carpetbaggers, Snake-oil salesmen, or the like.
• No livestock bought, sold, or rented… including pigs.
• Nothing here is for sale….don’t ask.
• No…we are not hiring.
• No hunting, fishing, camping, or general loitering.
• Our dogs are armed.
• You are already on video.

FRIENDS ARE WELCOME
….all others will be dealt with using all necessary measures needed to eliminate the problem.

[O.S.O.K.]

I might have to make one like that up.... perfect!

[shotdown61]

Sounds like he wants to be alone.I need one like that!:anger:

[Kadmos]

I can picture you now, sitting on the front porch, cold drink next to you on a side table, a worn out dog at your feet, screaming half incoherent obscenities at children walking too close to your yard..

[slamfire51]

I can picture you now, sitting on the front porch, cold drink next to you on a side table, a worn out dog at your feet, screaming half incoherent obscenities at children walking too close to your yard..

I could see myself doing just that.

[El Laton Caliente]

I can picture you now, sitting on the front porch, cold drink next to you on a side table, a worn out dog at your feet, screaming half incoherent obscenities at children walking too close to your yard..

Considering my yard is 200 yards into my property...

[Gun Toting Lefty]

tresspassers will be shot. survivors will be beaten to death because ammunition costs money.

[slamfire51]

tresspassers will be shot. survivors will be beaten to death because ammunition costs money.

Shot w/Soft Air weapons?

[Kadmos]

I can get if they are being a real pain, or leaving a mess, but otherwise trespassing really doesn't bother me that much.

When I lived on the farm we'd have the occasional hiker or hunter cross the land or ask if they could hunt. They were always polite, we let a few hunt so long as they agreed to keep aware of where the house was. Never had trouble with it.

Whatever happened to offering a stranger a glass of ice tea?

[Sidartha]

I can picture you now, sitting on the front porch, cold drink next to you on a side table, a worn out dog at your feet, screaming half incoherent obscenities at children walking too close to your yard..
Anyone who ignores that sign does so at their own risk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idpU4UT8vc0

[El Laton Caliente]

I can get if they are being a real pain, or leaving a mess, but otherwise trespassing really doesn't bother me that much.

When I lived on the farm we'd have the occasional hiker or hunter cross the land or ask if they could hunt. They were always polite, we let a few hunt so long as they agreed to keep aware of where the house was. Never had trouble with it.

Whatever happened to offering a stranger a glass of ice tea?

It kind of went by the wayside when they started cooking meth out in the country... We are still friendly, just a lot more cautious these days.

[alismith]

Anyone who ignores that sign does so at their own risk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idpU4UT8vc0

That was a great movie! :thumbsup: I've seen it about 10 times and it's still funny. They left the best porch scene out, though.

[coppertales]

reads "If you can read this, you are in range". I would have one on the UP camp but I forgot to take it with me when I went there a few weeks ago.

My BIL told me that my neighbor is a died in the wool liberal union activist that loves obummer. We should really hit it off.............chris3

[Penguin]

opps

[BISHOP]

I have this one. (real embossed metal).

http://biker-wear.biker-crossroads.com/media/NoveltyStreetSigns/466large.jpg


BISHOP

[btcave]

http://www.interbent.com/funny-no-trespassing-signs/

http://davidwallphoto.com/images/%7B813816BA-348C-4419-8F50-766DD21B70A9%7D.jpg

[Warthogg]

Whatever happened to offering a stranger a glass of ice tea?

I guess we stopped when the strangers started shooting too many of us. Same thing regrading picking up hitch hikers.

Country courtesy.....what a thing to lose.


Wart

[Mark Ducati]

There's only one thing missing on that sign, perhaps in the friend statement.... "Please announce your arrival in English, all other languages will be shot".

[coppertales]

I have this one. (real embossed metal).

http://biker-wear.biker-crossroads.com/media/NoveltyStreetSigns/466large.jpg


BISHOP

That is the sign I have. You can get one from J&P Cycle parts.....chris3

[old Grump]

There's only one thing missing on that sign, perhaps in the friend statement.... "Please announce your arrival in English, all other languages will be shot".You have something against Farsi, Aramaic, Hindi, Cantonese or were you referring to Spanglish and street jive?