old Grump
10-28-2011, 01:00 PM
Two Alligators
Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller
Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand
how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking
lot by the Capitol'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait
for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab
them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat 'em! '
'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem..
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the
time you finish shaking the **** out of a politician,
there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller
Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand
how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking
lot by the Capitol'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait
for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab
them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat 'em! '
'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem..
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the
time you finish shaking the **** out of a politician,
there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.