The future is limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone

[mriddick]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

So says future man....

[FunkyPertwee]

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."


:laugh:

[Warthogg]

Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.


Dastardly acts for sure.


Wart

[El Jefe]

Well, if Kit Kats are the answer, I don't wish to hear the question. :soapbox:

[rahatlakhoom]

Yeah, the Kit-Kat part.
He has to be from the future.
Nobody does futuristic travels without sponsorship/product placement.
How could a regular cretin afford it?

[N/A]

By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am

check the date

[Warthogg]

By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am

check the date


Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.


I simply cannot believe this is not 100% accurate.


Wart

[FunkyPertwee]

A young man with bow tie and tweed is the description of the latest Doctor. Of Doctor Who.

[Kadmos]

Oh Gimme a Break!

[JAMC]

It sounds like somebody did a bit too much crystal meth then vegitated in front of the sci-fi channel for a week.

[Schuetzenman]

Kit-Cracks for everyone ... sing me up!