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studmuffin
10-24-2012, 05:02 PM
The emperor Nero attempted to assasinate his own mother Agrippina in a self-sinking boat. Though aware of the plot, Agrippina embarked on this boat and was nearly crushed by a collapsing lead ceiling only to be saved by the side of a sofa breaking the ceiling's fall. Though the collapsing ceiling missed Agrippina, it crushed her attendant who was outside by the helm. She swam to shore and was saved saved by an admiring crowd. In frustration Nero later sent henchmen to stab her and call it suicide.

AMAZING

alismith
10-24-2012, 06:21 PM
It just goes to show how little times have changed.

2,000 yrs. ago, multiple stab wounds was a sign of suicide and, today, multiple gunshot wounds are a sign of suicide.

;)

studmuffin
10-25-2012, 04:40 PM
Right I spotted the Vince Foster reference.

Back to the boat, exactly how do you design a self collapsing boat. I just thought it was funny to actually design a collapsing boat to kill your own mother. Its like something out of a cartoon, except for the fact that some people were killed.

raxar
10-25-2012, 04:58 PM
they used to drink lead back in those days

1 Patriot-of-many
10-26-2012, 09:07 AM
they used to drink lead back in those days LAGC ate paint chips as a kid.....