A Phriday night phunny

[N/A]

After her recent illness and concussion, somebody asked Bill Clinton "How's Hillary's head?"
He replied, "Well, she's no Monica!"

[Kadmos]

Ok, that, was funny ;)

[Oswald Bastable]

A blond notices her pretty brunette coworker has received two dozen roses from her husband.

What a wonderful and caring thing to do, the blond thinks.

But then she notices her coworker seems upset, as she's muttering under her breath and cursing.

Finally, the blond asks: "Why are you so upset? Your husband has done a wonderful, loving thing...

The brunette blurts out: Because now I'm going to have to spend the next two weeks with my legs in the air!!!

The blond thinks for a moment, then says: "Why don't you just buy a vase?"

[Kadmos]

The blond thinks for a moment, then says: "Why don't you just buy a vase?"

Because keeping them in a vase won't help with the smell