Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Just Swore to Uphold and Defend the Constitution!

[LAGC]

Against all enemies foreign and domestic!

So help him God!

(How can he say all that with a straight face??)

He had a Catholic priest with a Catholic Bible, sworn in by Her Honor Justice Sonya Sotomayor, a Catholic herself.

Obama's turn to lie during his "Oath of Office" later today... :eek1:

[alismith]

If his lips moved, he lied.

[LAGC]

I think they should all be forced to recite the entire Bill of Rights.

Just so everyone can see them try to keep a straight face.

[TEN-32]

I think they should all be forced to recite the entire Bill of Rights.

Just so everyone can see them try to keep a straight face.

Are you saying now that you are unhappy with the results of the election last November?

[Schuetzenman]

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Just Swore to Uphold and Defend the Constitution!
Which he broke during his first term and will continue to break in this next term of Tyranny.

[Helen Keller]

R IS FOR RETARD AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

[CigarGuy]

I'm guessing none of these Catholics brought up the "A"(bortion) word?!

[Gunner1558]

Biden was only meant to be a decoy anyway.

Can't have a veep smarter than the pres.

Every pol taking the oath should be forced to read The Constitution and pass a verbal test before the oath is given, then swear to abdicate if proven guilty of any deviation from said document.

Forfiture of all pay and benefits as part of the penalty for said crimes against the people he/she represents, and for being allowed to continue living.

[sevlex]

Against all enemies foreign and domestic!

So help him God!

(How can he say all that with a straight face??)



Of course the plagiarist had that shit-eating grin.

[skorpion]

Sotomayor: "Please repeat after me, Joe: I do solemnly swear..."
Biden: "I do slow-em-lee swear and shit!"
Sotomayor: "That I will faithfully execute the Office of Vice President of the United States..."
Biden: "That I will faithfully execute the Office of Vice President of the United Socialist States of America..."
Sotomayor: "And will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Biden: "And will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution... Wait, what? I never heard of that fancy word before!"
Sotomayor: "Oh, never mind the Constitution part. I forgot to edit that out."

[imanaknut]

When obama-messiah takes the oath of office, and vows to uphold the constitution, his out is his belief in God, or lack thereof. If he says "so help me God" and doesn't believe in God as intended by the oath, the oath is invalid in his mind and he is free to continue to trample on the supreme law of this land.

[stinker]

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Just Swore to Uphold and Defend the Constitution!

Lies!

He's not diagnosed schizophrenic so why would he be conspiring with his toilet paper?

[Schuetzenman]

Biden was only meant to be a decoy anyway.

Can't have a veep smarter than the pres.

Which explains why they picked Biden. Obama is great at reading from a script via a teleprompter but is pretty helpless when he actually has no script. He's a puppet being manipulated by somebody.

[Oswald Bastable]

Isn't Joe Biden swearing to uphold the constitution rather like Joe Goebbels swearing to uphold truth in advertising?