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Gunner1558
03-01-2013, 06:38 PM
“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic…”






Ammo situation is getting desperate
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead
gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a
trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just
what kind of ammo do you have to trade?"

Napalm281
03-01-2013, 07:01 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Gonzo GED
03-01-2013, 07:02 PM
:lool:

Thanks, I needed that...

Schuetzenman
03-01-2013, 07:22 PM
ROFLMAO! Pretty good!

GreenhawK
03-01-2013, 10:18 PM
I would trade. One .22 shell at a time.

N/A
03-01-2013, 10:44 PM
I would trade. One .22 shell at a time.

Yes, one shell-one shot......and you wouldn't really have to put every shot in the same hole.:naughty:

NAPOTS
03-01-2013, 11:38 PM
Yes, one shell-one shot......and you wouldn't really have to put every shot in the same hole.:naughty:

I'd put a slug in each barrel of her over and under

Altarboy
03-02-2013, 10:09 AM
Buncha savages.

El Duce
03-02-2013, 10:15 AM
So, how much ammo did ya get?

Altarboy
03-02-2013, 10:31 AM
There's gotta be a joke that could be made containing the word blank or missfire but I'm too hung over to be creative.

silentkilla
03-02-2013, 11:08 AM
lol! pretty good!!! gunner