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El Duce
03-19-2013, 07:34 PM
sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "praise Allah" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, " Man...that
could have been me !"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

rci2950
03-19-2013, 08:21 PM
an instant classic!

:anim_beer-1:

l921428x
03-19-2013, 08:24 PM
Im blowin buggers, thats funny!!

Altarboy
03-19-2013, 08:25 PM
Oh man I went from angry to elated to cracking up in a quick minute.