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mrkalashnikov
04-30-2013, 06:42 PM
That more GN'ers don't post here. Cigars are a man-thing: like hot cars, hot guns, & hot women. Makes me think that there might be an abundance of closeted Obama voters on the site. What gives, anyway?

AKTexas
04-30-2013, 07:00 PM
I stopped smoking cigars when I heard George Carlin compare them to sucking a big brown dick. Too each their own.

El Jefe
04-30-2013, 07:46 PM
That more GN'ers don't post here. Cigars are a man-thing: like hot cars, hot guns, & hot women. Makes me think that there might be an abundance of closeted Obama voters on the site. What gives, anyway?

This place is rife with homo's!

But if it redeems us any, I am enjoying an Ashton and a glass of Buffalo Trace. :)

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 09:20 AM
This place is rife with homo's!

But if it redeems us any, I am enjoying an Ashton and a glass of Buffalo Trace. :)

So sayeth the guy wrapping his mouth around a big brown something...:D

mrkalashnikov
05-01-2013, 09:54 AM
George Carlin was a fag. :cigarsmoking:

CigarGuy
05-01-2013, 10:02 AM
Not sure what a "GNer" is, but based on my name, I AM a brother of the leaf.......
I would say the cigar shoppe I frequent is the most heavily armed concealed carry spot I know of.

El Jefe
05-01-2013, 10:04 AM
So sayeth the guy wrapping his mouth around a big brown something...:D

It's a cigar, only a homo would envision it as a dick. :usuck:

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 10:46 AM
It's a cigar, only a homo would envision it as a dick. :usuck:

Looks like a turd too.

old Grump
05-01-2013, 11:37 AM
Loved my cigars and spent way to much money on them but shooting became more important than drinking or smoking so alcohol and nicotine had to go. I still miss them but I'm to old to start up again now.

El Jefe
05-01-2013, 11:56 AM
Looks like a turd too.

Are you trolling us because you can't hang? I mean have you tried them only to find out you're much too big of a wuse to handle a mans smoke? :)

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 12:16 PM
Are you trolling us because you can't hang? I mean have you tried them only to find out you're much too big of a wuse to handle a mans smoke? :)

Wtf is a wuse? Na I used to smoke a pipe too. All that ended when kids came along. I gave up snuff, my chew my stoges and pipe.

mrkalashnikov
05-01-2013, 12:18 PM
Not sure what a "GNer" is....

GunsNet = GN (er)

El Jefe
05-01-2013, 12:34 PM
Wtf is a wuse? Na I used to smoke a pipe too. All that ended when kids came along. I gave up snuff, my chew my stoges and pipe.

Shake the sand out, you'll be okay.

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 12:40 PM
Shake the sand out, you'll be okay.

I found better things to spend money on...

El Jefe
05-01-2013, 01:10 PM
I found better things to spend money on...

Like tampons?

CigarGuy
05-01-2013, 01:12 PM
GunsNet = GN (er)

Didn't realise when you said "here" you were in the humidor. Makes sense now. Thanks.

CigarGuy
05-01-2013, 01:15 PM
Looks like a turd too.


Not sure what this is all about? Can't stand other people enjoying something that you don't?
Is it impossible for you to not comment?

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 01:19 PM
Like tampons?

For krupski when he is feeling not so fresh.

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 01:21 PM
Not sure what this is all about? Can't stand other people enjoying something that you don't?
Is it impossible for you to not comment?

Easy there Frances, don't let that smoke cloud your mind and ruin your sense of humor.

CigarGuy
05-01-2013, 01:28 PM
Easy there Frances, don't let that smoke cloud your mind and ruin your sense of humor.

Oh..........one of those..........? Hard to tell from just reading.
And quit calling me Frances! ;)

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 01:41 PM
Oh..........one of those..........? Hard to tell from just reading.
And quit calling me Frances! ;)

No problem Nancy...;) j/k

El Jefe
05-01-2013, 01:44 PM
For krupski when he is feeling not so fresh.

You two discuss this stuff often?

AKTexas
05-01-2013, 01:55 PM
You two discuss this stuff often?

Just watch when you and him having a domestic moment.

El Jefe
05-01-2013, 02:18 PM
Just watch when you and him having a domestic moment.

Krupski worships the ground I walk on. ;)

mrkalashnikov
05-01-2013, 03:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs

CigarGuy
05-02-2013, 06:27 AM
Don't get out much, so any movie reference, other then a Mel Brooks movie, would be over my head.

mrkalashnikov
05-02-2013, 07:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8

CigarGuy
05-02-2013, 08:22 AM
Now, THAT'S a movie!

TEN-32
05-02-2013, 08:34 AM
So sayeth the guy wrapping his mouth around a big brown something...:D

So sayeth the guy who takes George Carlin as a life coach...:smiley_pijp::toke:

AKTexas
05-02-2013, 08:53 AM
So sayeth the guy who takes George Carlin as a life coach...:smiley_pijp::toke:

Damn you are late...

El Jefe
05-02-2013, 09:37 AM
Damn you are late...

Oh, hey, I hear your mom, she has your milk and graham crackers ready.

AKTexas
05-02-2013, 10:48 AM
Oh, hey, I hear your mom, she has your milk and graham crackers ready.

Hey I hear your wife kadmos calling for you to get back in the kitchen.

El Jefe
05-02-2013, 11:08 AM
Hey I hear your wife kadmos calling for you to get back in the kitchen.

I'd show that hoe my pimp hand! ;)