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tank_monkey
09-06-2013, 06:43 PM
http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/fight12.jpg?w=786

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/fight15.jpg?w=744

And I thought *I* was too heavy to be a police officer ...........

Though I figure they would require any new person to pass Physical Requirements before they enter the academy. After you've been in, I guess it's Doughnuts time!

Dr. Gonzo GED
09-06-2013, 06:51 PM
Around here if they get any bigger than that they're put on bike patrol.

There's not a lot of things funnier than seeing two really fit bike cops roll by followed about 30-40 seconds later by one big, tubby mofo huffin and puffin like he's about to stroke out.

El Laton Caliente
09-06-2013, 07:01 PM
Steroids don't counter a diet of doughnuts and philly cheese steaks...

Aggressive Perfector
09-06-2013, 07:36 PM
Bad boys bad boys, what'cha... Wait, slow down! I... can't... breathe! Dispatch, officer down! Tell EMS to bring doughnuts...

rci2950
09-06-2013, 10:03 PM
need to put one of those stick with the loop on the ned like dog cathcers use and run them beside a car till eihher they either burn off the fat or wear dwn to a nub

ready
09-06-2013, 10:13 PM
The problem is you have to pass pft's to get hired but nothing after that unless youre in a special unit. A diet of fast food, shift work and stress does wonders for the physique.

skorpion
09-07-2013, 07:39 AM
Those are some big boys. I'd be embarrassed to have them as co-workers. With a job that involves sitting down and typing up reports or sitting in a cruiser for most of the shift, one must have a little discipline to stay away from whoopie pies and to exercise after/before work.

TEN-32
09-07-2013, 08:06 AM
A diet of fast food, shift work and stress does wonders for the physique.

This.

But yeah, there is some beef there...or pork...:wow:

slamfire51
09-07-2013, 01:15 PM
Fat Cop?......watch 'Mike and Molly'

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/Canis-latrans/tumblr_lzvt7yjG651rqokjgo1_500_zpsdd7c26af.jpg (http://s25.photobucket.com/user/Canis-latrans/media/tumblr_lzvt7yjG651rqokjgo1_500_zpsdd7c26af.jpg.htm l)

Krupski
09-07-2013, 04:44 PM
This.

But yeah, there is some beef there...or pork...:wow:

That was awesome.... like something I would say! :)

ltorlo64
09-07-2013, 05:01 PM
Bad boys bad boys, what'cha... Wait, slow down! I... can't... breathe! Dispatch, officer down! Tell EMS to bring doughnuts...

Good one.

Yeah, there are some big boys there. The body armor will make you look bigger, but the middle guy in the photos, he is just big.

Dan Morris
09-07-2013, 06:16 PM
This.

But yeah, there is some beef there...or pork...:wow:

Yeah, plus setting in a car and pounding a key board can do the same thing. This comes from a number of troops have known and shot with!
Dan

N/A
09-07-2013, 06:17 PM
Is nobody going to say that gal in the shorts has a nice ass??

Oswald Bastable
09-07-2013, 08:14 PM
Is nobody going to say that gal in the shorts has a nice ass??

I thought that was a given...

...for anyone (Kad, lefty) who wasn't oogling the cop's asses...

N/A
09-07-2013, 08:23 PM
I thought that was a given...

...for anyone (Kad, lefty) who wasn't oogling the cop's asses...

I guess I keep thinking Blue Dog will show up.

:bluedog_hit_it:

El Jefe
09-08-2013, 12:16 AM
Is nobody going to say that gal in the shorts has a nice ass??

No, but I will mention she's got some nice boobs in her shirt. ;)

T2K
09-08-2013, 08:20 AM
Two of the cops are really fat.

The T&A on the white top chick is really nice.