studmuffin
10-03-2013, 06:56 PM
To the cute guy who lifted me up on his shoulders so I could flash the band my tits,
I'm sorry I shit my pants and you had to bear the smell. Thank you for not saying anything. You were a great sport.
It wasn't supposed to turn out that way. I had one of those rare moments. You know the kind, when you feel a load coming on so bad you have to stop and squeeze your cheeks together to keep it in. Well, it didn't work this time. A good half load oozed out into my Banana Republic shorty shorts. I wasnâ't sure at first, but then I lightly padded my butt like a mother checks to see if a baby needs changing, and sure enough: I pooped myself.
Then the smell hit me.
Oh, it was bad. This wasn't something that could be passed off as a fart. This was poop. I was almost positive you could smell it but you didn't say a word!! But then the smell hit you too! As you gently let me down off your shoulders, I saw the watery poop trail that went down the back of your shirt. I really am sorry. Thank you for not saying anything.
I would love to see you again. You were such the gentleman. I don't usually pinch loaves in my pants. Im actually really cool. If you would like to get together sometime, hit me up.
I'm sorry I shit my pants and you had to bear the smell. Thank you for not saying anything. You were a great sport.
It wasn't supposed to turn out that way. I had one of those rare moments. You know the kind, when you feel a load coming on so bad you have to stop and squeeze your cheeks together to keep it in. Well, it didn't work this time. A good half load oozed out into my Banana Republic shorty shorts. I wasnâ't sure at first, but then I lightly padded my butt like a mother checks to see if a baby needs changing, and sure enough: I pooped myself.
Then the smell hit me.
Oh, it was bad. This wasn't something that could be passed off as a fart. This was poop. I was almost positive you could smell it but you didn't say a word!! But then the smell hit you too! As you gently let me down off your shoulders, I saw the watery poop trail that went down the back of your shirt. I really am sorry. Thank you for not saying anything.
I would love to see you again. You were such the gentleman. I don't usually pinch loaves in my pants. Im actually really cool. If you would like to get together sometime, hit me up.