DAMN IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER

[l921428x]

where did this year go? It is funny time seems to speed up the older you get, even when you watch a bug move a foot in an hour.

[Full Otto]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

[imanaknut]

Where did the year go? Like everyone finds out, as you get older, time speeds up for some reason, but another reason time seems to be flying is everyone can't wait to see the reign of King Barack come to an end!

[raxar]

Where did the year go? Like everyone finds out, as you get older, time speeds up for some reason, but another reason time seems to be flying is everyone can't wait to see the reign of King Barack come to an end!

can you believe it's still 3 more years?

I doubt there will be much left

[davepool]

can you believe it's still 3 more years?

I doubt there will be much left

When you put it into that perspective, it's been a reaallly long year.

[TEN-32]

Christmas is once again at our throats.

[Dan Morris]

Yup, got Christmas shopping done today, Retirement does have some advantages.
Dan