Catholic Coffee.

[El Duce]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim,

tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and

34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God..."

[Partisan1983]

That will be, by far, the funniest fuckin thing I will hear within the next couple of days :thumbsup:

[El Jefe]

:cool1:

[azhonkey]

oldie but a goodie.:laugh:

[HDR]

:laugh::laugh:

[elkydriver]

oldie but a goodie.:laugh:

yep, heard it before, still funny though

[yankeedog]

slim,

tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and

34" hips.
Forget the joke, lets see a pic!!!!!!!

[samiam]

those dimensions were Blaze Starr's
http://www.dpriol.com/blaze2a.jpg