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El Jefe
05-07-2014, 02:48 PM
Obama voters mixing it up in South Carolina. Its actually pretty funny on the surface, until you stop and ponder the nonsense that is our "Great Society."


MAY 7--A South Carolina man was pummeled and tased yesterday afternoon by his “baby’s mama” and his “other baby’s mama,” who teamed up to ambush and assault the father of their children since he “has a new girlfriend,” cops report.

According to a Spartanburg Police Department report, Rodrick Tucker, 21, told officers that Tabitha Martin, 23, invited him to her apartment Tuesday. Tucker, who described Martin as his “baby’s mama,” added that when he arrived at the residence, Martin invited him into the bedroom.

Tucker told police that “once he was lying on the bed” in Martin’s apartment, Courtney Littlejohn--his “other baby’s mama”--entered the bedroom. Tucker, who was likely expecting an afternoon delight, quickly became the target of a tag-team attack.

The women, Tucker told police, yanked him off the bed and began “repeatedly punching him in the face and head.” After escaping the bedroom, Tucker said he was “again knocked to the floor.” He added that Littlejohn, 23, “sat on top of him, not allowing him to get up.”



Tucker said that “both females began to tase him several times with a stun-gun.” After again freeing himself from the pair’s clutches, Tucker said that he “picked up his baby, thinking the ladies would stop attacking him” while he was holding the small human shield.

That was a miscalculation on Tucker’s part.

The women, he said, “continued to swing at him until he finally gave the baby to Ms. Martin,” police reported. Tucker, who fled the home after handing over the baby, told cops that he believed Martin and Littlejohn “were mad at him because he has a new girlfriend.”

A check of Tucker’s Facebook page reveals a May 1 update indicating that he is now in a new romantic relationship. Tucker (seen at left) lists his occupation as “Certified Sex Specialist” in the “About” section of his Facebook page.

Along with taking Tucker’s statement, police photographed his “injuries and torn clothing.” Cops, who unsuccessfully attempted to contact Martin and Littlejohn in connection with the assault case, noted that the police report and evidence will be presented to a judge. (1 page)

5/7 UPDATE: Littlejohn was arrested today at 11 AM on a domestic violence charge and booked into the county jail, where bond has not been set. Click here for her mug shot.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/baby-mamas-ambush-father-564321

Thank you, Democrats.

FunkyPertwee
05-07-2014, 03:00 PM
Dude, this is South Carolina. These assholes are only a threat to themselves.

BTW, Spartanburg Serrifs Dept. fully supports armed citizens, and they never mess around with charging the defender with murder.

5.56NATO
05-07-2014, 03:19 PM
Lol I worked with a brutha who had 11 kids, most by separate baby mama. He played them like a chess game, live with one, visit another after work, see another when he can.

l921428x
05-07-2014, 04:40 PM
bet they were that word that white folk cannot use.
yep just clicked the link.

El Jefe
05-07-2014, 05:02 PM
Dude, this is South Carolina. These assholes are only a threat to themselves.

BTW, Spartanburg Serrifs Dept. fully supports armed citizens, and they never mess around with charging the defender with murder.

Um, think tax dollars.

TEN-32
05-07-2014, 05:26 PM
oh hailll nnaawww....

CigarGuy
05-07-2014, 05:35 PM
I LOVE Trey Gowdy!

El Jefe
05-07-2014, 05:37 PM
I LOVE Trey Gowdy!

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :lol2:

mrkalashnikov
05-07-2014, 05:52 PM
My wife has relatives who live in SC and we've been there four or five times over the years to visit. I love the climate, the palmetto trees, the cuisine & the history of that old state. I could see retiring there eventually in one of the coastal towns, just pack up our carpet bags & GO. :) Nice friendly folk as well.

One of my favorite attractions in old Charleston is this: http://www.charlestonlowcountry.com/about/slaveMart.html

Great old market in the heart of the city. Touristy yes, but I never fail to ask where I can purchase some servants, lol. :rolleyes1:

stinker
05-07-2014, 06:22 PM
The women, Tucker told police, yanked him off the bed and began “repeatedly punching him in the face and head.” After escaping the bedroom, Tucker said he was “again knocked to the floor.” He added that Littlejohn, 23, “sat on top of him, not allowing him to get up.”

Dare i inquire as to the approximate size of that ass? :lmao3:


5/7 UPDATE: Littlejohn was arrested today at 11 AM on a domestic violence charge and booked into the county jail, where bond has not been set. Click here for her mug shot.

Pity. Guy sounds like he deserves a little squishing to me.

FunkyPertwee
05-07-2014, 06:31 PM
My wife has relatives who live in SC and we've been there four or five times over the years to visit. I love the climate, the palmetto trees, the cuisine & the history of that old state. I could see retiring there eventually in one of the coastal towns, just pack up our carpet bags & GO. :) Nice friendly folk as well.

One of my favorite attractions in old Charleston is this: http://www.charlestonlowcountry.com/about/slaveMart.html

Great old market in the heart of the city. Touristy yes, but I never fail to ask where I can purchase some servants, lol. :rolleyes1:

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love my home town. My first relative arrived here in 1734.


Aren't you in California? You should over here owning non-politically correct versions of firearms.

mrkalashnikov
05-08-2014, 09:01 AM
I can't even begin to tell you how much I love my home town. My first relative arrived here in 1734.

Aren't you in California? You should over here owning non-politically correct versions of firearms.

Kalifornia? You're off by a couple of thosand miles there bro. I'm here in the People's Republic of Illinois just outside of Chicago. Or like it states under my avatar, ObamaLand. ;)

FunkyPertwee
05-08-2014, 12:43 PM
Kalifornia? You're off by a couple of thosand miles there bro. I'm here in the People's Republic of Illinois just outside of Chicago. Or like it states under my avatar, ObamaLand. ;)

From the perspective of Charleston SC, Chicago and California may as well be on a different planet.

gunsnetadmin
05-08-2014, 02:08 PM
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davepool
05-08-2014, 02:44 PM
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mrkalashnikov
05-08-2014, 03:36 PM
From the perspective of Charleston SC, Chicago and California may as well be on a different planet.

Sadly, that is the case.

One day before I exit Stage Left, I hope to live in a free state.

Aggressive Perfector
05-09-2014, 10:10 AM
I was laughing until I read the baby for human shield portion. Just for that he deserves all he got and then some. Can't believe they didn't get him with child endangerment.