When Mike Tyson was released from prison

[studmuffin]

He was asked by the psychiatrist the following questions:

Mr Tyson can you spell Bit?
Mike: Sure B I T

Can You spell Dictate?
Mik: Sure D I C T A T E

Can you use these words in a sentence

Mike: Sure Yo Bit how my dictate?

[5.56NATO]

"My wife say I'se very impotent to her, very impotent indeed!

[samiam]

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on,
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and
Mike are having a conversation.

She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and
bad news for you. Which would you like first?"

Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."

She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

[l921428x]

Magic in other days

stood for: my ass got infected coach