So my wife dumps me after 25 years, and I have a summer fling with a teenager.........

[Bluedog]

Which turned into a summer romance. But no need to worry, because she had head back to college on the other side of the state in August.

That didn't work out though. As of tonight, she's back. We spent the first few hours doing what we always do, and now she's upstairs asleep as I type this. I still have no idea what the hell she is doing here. Wish me luck, and remember, date women your own age.

[Altarboy]

You rock.

[Ruskiegunlover]

We need pics. How long ago did you split with your wife? Should we all be sorry? Or was this a good split?

[l921428x]

no way I would want to deal with a teenager.

[Dan Morris]

Well, mine went to live with her mama after 38 years. As to teen roomie, I'm real picky who I wake up with! Still have 2 grown kids local and I'm taking my time. Funny, we both thought would be a forever deal.Wishing you the best in rebuilding your life.
Dan

[shorthair]

Are you allergic to STD's?

[5.56NATO]

Was the teen gf before or after wife left?

[studmuffin]

Just what do you say to a teenager?



Wanna play with my keys?????

[Bluedog]

sorry Mr Frimpal, but the story is entirely true. As for some of the other questions, the girl came after the divorce. Having a conversation with a teenager.is not as difficult as you might think. You should try it sometime. Also, its not fair to assume that every woman whom is having sex with someone that isn't you has STDs, even if it does make you feel better about the fact that you don't get laid all that much.

Still haven't had the talk yet. I'll post pics later, but the bikini parts will be covered. She's 19, in case anyone was thinking of alerting Chris Hanson.

[Bluedog]

by the way, I wasn't trolling for girls less than half my age, this time. I had every intention of dating women my own age. She came to my house to drop her sister off for a beach party and never left. The whole thing was an accident.

[5.56NATO]

http://www.socialtechpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chris_hanson.jpg

[l921428x]

you got a new 918? cool.

[Krupski]

no way I would want to deal with a teenager.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VYKZK238Q94/TBr5xSoGwgI/AAAAAAAAB8c/6JRjyi0hpiE/s1600/jailbait7.jpg

Really?

[Krupski]

by the way, I wasn't trolling for girls less than half my age, this time. I had every intention of dating women my own age. She came to my house to drop her sister off for a beach party and never left. The whole thing was an accident.

Uh-huh.

http://rs224.pbsrc.com/albums/dd11/kidcharliemane/bullshit-meter-011.gif%7Ec200

[l921428x]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VYKZK238Q94/TBr5xSoGwgI/AAAAAAAAB8c/6JRjyi0hpiE/s1600/jailbait7.jpg

Really?

yup really. butt thanks for the temptation.

[Bluedog]

Geez 308, my 19yo girlfriend is only 26 years younger than me, and she has red hair too. You think I should marry her?

[Ruskiegunlover]

Well.......I don't know. As a high school teacher, seeing one of my students one year out of high school and sleeping with a guy who is 45 would bug me a bit to be honest. But, its not against the law. And heck man, as long as the relationship is BALANCED, and you hold no power over her, then have at it. Have fun.

Sorry, the guy in me has to chime in and say especially if she is hot.

[Richard Simmons]

Krupski and I are the experts on Red Haired womenz. Post a pic and I'll let you know.

Hey, I've been married to a ginger for over 31 years but I'd never call myself an expert. Least ways not if she could her me say it.

[Bluedog]

Apparently, she missed my dog!


http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7066225.JPG

[FunkyPertwee]

Apparently, she missed my dog!


http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7066225.JPG


That's a nice dog...your daughter is cute too.
My wife got new jeans..

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/NEW_JEANS.jpg

C'mon guys, keep the rivalry going.

Now which one has better tits?

[Bluedog]

That's a nice dog...your daughter is cute too.
My wife got new jeans..

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/NEW_JEANS.jpg

Wow! that's some flaming red hair. If I had a girl with hair that color, I'd consider letting her keep some of her bush intact.

We went shopping tonight too. She likes her bras and panties to match. I politely sat and watched (and took a few pics) while she tried on every stitch of that pile in the background.

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7226365.JPG

[Oswald Bastable]

Why don't both you guys post little ferd and get this over with...

:D

[FunkyPertwee]

Why don't both you guys post little ferd and get this over with...

:D

So you'd rather see their cocks than than pictures of their girlfriends?

[Oswald Bastable]

So you'd rather see their cocks than than pictures of their girlfriends?

One upsmanship always stems from the same source...

[Bluedog]

Interesting, does she have any other important skills?

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/alissa1_640x480_.jpg

I guess that depends on what you mean by "important skills."

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7046195.JPG

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7046196.JPG

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7046197.JPG

[1 Patriot-of-many]

Good for you Bluedog! If my wife of 28 years left me, I think I just might want a younger chick. You're probably great security and in return you get what most guys want.

[recon]

I guess that depends on what you mean by "important skills."

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7046195.JPG

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7046196.JPG

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/500/medium/P7046197.JPG

:thumbspbig:

[jet3534]

If you are firing blanks (vasectomy) then have fun. Otherwise be careful. In my experience women who claim to be "on the pill" sometimes lie.

[Ruskiegunlover]

Ok, DAMN. And she LIKES having pics posted of her?

Ok, have fun brother!

[FunkyPertwee]

You rock.


We need pics. How long ago did you split with your wife? Should we all be sorry? Or was this a good split?


Well, mine went to live with her mama after 38 years. As to teen roomie, I'm real picky who I wake up with! Still have 2 grown kids local and I'm taking my time. Funny, we both thought would be a forever deal.Wishing you the best in rebuilding your life.
Dan


Was the teen gf before or after wife left?


Well.......I don't know. As a high school teacher, seeing one of my students one year out of high school and sleeping with a guy who is 45 would bug me a bit to be honest. But, its not against the law. And heck man, as long as the relationship is BALANCED, and you hold no power over her, then have at it. Have fun.

Sorry, the guy in me has to chime in and say especially if she is hot.


Good for you Bluedog! If my wife of 28 years left me, I think I just might want a younger chick. You're probably great security and in return you get what most guys want.


If you are firing blanks (vasectomy) then have fun. Otherwise be careful. In my experience women who claim to be "on the pill" sometimes lie.

Is everyone here ignorant of the fact that Bluedog has been seeing younger chicks within his open marriage for years now?

He doesn't need any moral support for being with a 19 year old, or advice on how to not get someone pregnant.

Honestly, this is the least fucked up story I've ever heard him tell about his sex life.

[FunkyPertwee]

Ok, DAMN. And she LIKES having pics posted of her?

Ok, have fun brother!

You're assuming she gave him permission to post those? :laugh:

[Richard Simmons]

Should have posted this earlier.

To Bluedog; sorry to hear you and your wife have split. Twenty-five years is a long time and for the most part folks don't stay together that long if there wasn't something between them that was good, at least for most of that tiime. As far as your new girlfriend goes, I don't know that congratulations are in order, seems rather crass and I would never condemn your actions or seek to approve of them as neither is necessary or appropriate. I would say that I wish you well.

[Ruskiegunlover]

If it was an open marraige I am not all that surprised though. Sorry, people are jelous creatures. To me it would open doors to emotional issues. But just the same, enjoy the life!

[FunkyPertwee]

If it was an open marraige I am not all that surprised though. Sorry, people are jelous creatures. To me it would open doors to emotional issues. But just the same, enjoy the life!

Open marriage might not have been the right term.

Read the "threads started by bluedog" if you want to read about his bizarre and disturbing-at-times lifestyle.

And before anybody accuses me of jealousy, I'll just say that yes I wish I was banging a 19 year old.

[Partisan1983]

This isn't towards anyone.


I see the term "open marriage" thrown around a lot....many of times it is said or used, in the wrong context....


I have seen more marriages fall apart because of money/kids, then I have seen fall apart because of an overactive sexetite...and we were all products of the 70's or 80's ;)



Mind you...cheating is in NO way excusable....even more so in a so called "open marriage".


Bluedog and 308, both are good guys. I have been on this board since '00. They have always had this friendly banter back and forth....needless to say, both are suave, smart, ladies men (and rich too) :D


Just being funny BD and 308 :coffee:



(At times, shit is just too super cereal around here)....BTW, I heard a rumor that another member on the forum managed to kill a ManBearPig!



Basically, both have been competing to be the next James Bond... :biggrina:

[Full Otto]

He doesn't need any advice on how to not get someone pregnant.

Yeah, he gets his special order condoms air mailed to him from South Korea

http://i59.tinypic.com/ifwgsy.jpg