what's in your orifice??

[deth502]

well, another year is in the books, time to recap the things that we went to the hospital to have removed from our various holes.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1673859332

i wonder who was the one with "a large amount of sand in their vagina" ??

[davepool]

Wonder what she had i mind with the 10" steak knife in her cooter

[alismith]

Damn. I don't even want to try to figure out how some of that stuff ended up in those places.

[jakebrake]

Damn. I don't even want to try to figure out how some of that stuff ended up in those places.

or, how they got it out.

[Altarboy]

Used to listen to a crazy radio show by Drake and Zeke. They would have a segment called "Things not to put in Your Pee Hole" which was very benefitial to me. Things like a number two pencil or sunlight through a magnifying glass.

[Schuetzenman]

Wonder what she had i mind with the 10" steak knife in her cooter

I was more curious about the battery and 3 coins. What did they expect to happen? Where there more batteries and coins originally but they couldn't get those 4 items back out? Was the battery; standard, alkaline, or lithium?

[davepool]

I recently finished reading Matterhorn by Karl Marlantes, story of a Marine infantry officer in Vietnam. In the first chapter he describes the hassles of dealing with leeches and what happens to one of his men when a leech crawls up his piss hole and grabs on, it's a good read i highly recommend it, and how they got the leech out will give you nightmares for a month :)

[deth502]

I recently finished reading Matterhorn by Karl Marlantes, story of a Marine infantry officer in Vietnam. In the first chapter he describes the hassles of dealing with leeches and what happens to one of his men when a leech crawls up his piss hole and grabs on, it's a good read i highly recommend it, and how they got the leech out will give you nightmares for a month :)

thats why you should always wear a condom. ALWAYS.

[N/A]

So, all that stuff in the vaginas, did the ER have to call in an OB-GYN...or just tell some intern to have fun with it?.

[alismith]

I was more curious about the battery and 3 coins. What did they expect to happen? Where there more batteries and coins originally but they couldn't get those 4 items back out? Was the battery; standard, alkaline, or lithium?

Just imagine the orgasm that could be reached with a fresh 9 volt battery of any type. :wow:

[L1A1Rocker]

The comments are great.

[deth502]

Was the battery; standard, alkaline, or lithium?

lead acid?

[Schuetzenman]

lead acid?

Only if it's wet cell technology.

[1 Patriot-of-many]

Only if it's wet cell technology.LOL

[1 Patriot-of-many]

thats why you should always wear a condom. ALWAYS.I don't think that will protect you from a razor blade in the vagina.

[Oswald Bastable]

I don't think that will protect you from a razor blade in the vagina.

Or teeth.

There was a movie...

[deth502]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3_O50BJK0

[Helen Keller]

Only if it's wet cell technology.

Ever smell a leaky battery ?


:lool:

[Krupski]

well, another year is in the books, time to recap the things that we went to the hospital to have removed from our various holes.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1673859332

i wonder who was the one with "a large amount of sand in their vagina" ??

I probably shouldn't post this... and I'll probably regret posting this... and I know I shouldn't post this.....

BUT.......

Many years ago one of my GF's and I were playing around with a hot dog (you know, an uncooked Oscar Meyer).

Well, her cooter grabbed it and sucked it in. I tried to play doctor with a set of tongs (like used for a grill) to hold her open (i.e. a speculum) and needle nose pliers to grab and extract the dirty dog.

The doggy refused to exit the cave, so we had to go to the hospital to have the doggy professionally removed.

I would have been embarrassed if it wasn't so damn funny! :lool:


Bad dog! WOOF!

:yeah:

[Helen Keller]

why didnt you suck it out??

[Krupski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3_O50BJK0

In 50 years they'll make the sequel - with the same actress. It will be called.........















DENTURES!!

[Krupski]

why didnt you suck it out??

I don't suck enough.

[FunkyPertwee]

I don't suck enough.

That would have been a good opportunity to practice. I'm amazed a woman let you get a pair of needle nose near her cootch.

[Helen Keller]

was probly stuck in the fence .

[alismith]

I don't suck enough.

Then you are waaaaaay out of practice. ;)

[deth502]

I don't think that will protect you from a razor blade in the vagina.

http://file.answcdn.com/answ-cld/image/upload/w_688,h_457,c_fill,g_face:center,q_60/v1413904458/mjw0uoh7olexat1wunjt.jpg

[alismith]

http://file.answcdn.com/answ-cld/image/upload/w_688,h_457,c_fill,g_face:center,q_60/v1413904458/mjw0uoh7olexat1wunjt.jpg

Damn, there went my superpower. ;)