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printerman
10-15-2010, 09:03 AM
www.wethepeoplewillnotbechipped.com
Full Otto
10-15-2010, 12:26 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/vpkmmw.jpg
Dr. Gonzo GED
10-15-2010, 12:54 PM
www.wethepeoplewillnotbechipped.com
It's really not that bad p-man.

I just got a job with IBM, and we'll be implementing our chiping program early 2013.

It's for your own good really. If you want, I could chip you personally, that way you don't have to have a stranger do it. We know each other better than you think. In fact, I'm always watching you. Well, not always, we do it in shifts. A mans got to sleep right?

Oh, and BTW, this chipping thing? It's not really "optional".

See you soon buddy!
El Jefe
10-15-2010, 12:58 PM
:thumbspbig: I like corn chips.
Randomluck
10-15-2010, 01:12 PM
It's really not that bad p-man.

I just got a job with IBM, and we'll be implementing our chiping program early 2013.

It's for your own good really. If you want, I could chip you personally, that way you don't have to have a stranger do it. We know each other better than you think. In fact, I'm always watching you. Well, not always, we do it in shifts. A mans got to sleep right?

Oh, and BTW, this chipping thing? It's not really "optional".

See you soon buddy!

Dude, seriously. Are you still trying that lame meat-chip-anal-implanter scam? No one is stupid enough to fall fo.....Ooops! Hey, Good Luck with your endeavors! :up:
Dr. Gonzo GED
10-15-2010, 01:23 PM
Dude, seriously. Are you still trying that lame meat-chip-anal-implanter scam? No one is stupid enough to fall fo.....Ooops! Hey, Good Luck with your endeavors! :up:
Actually, we offer out type 6.6F implant in either the palm of the hand or the forehead. These new type implants are very flat and leave no discernible lump under the skin. Our revolutionary laser surgery techniques are all but non invasive and leave no scaring.

In fact, nobody will even know you have a chip until you pass through one of the many magnetic turnstiles we are implementing at every American turnpike and toll road, activating the green light, and informing our rapid response teams to stand down.
HDR
10-17-2010, 04:52 PM
got chips ?


www.wethepeoplewillnotbechipped.com

http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/528/medium/4_07_C-4_block_l.jpg

Is this your chip?
Randomluck
10-17-2010, 06:01 PM
http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/528/medium/4_07_C-4_block_l.jpg

Is this your chip?

Can we shove it in his ass with a blasting cap? :D
HDR
10-18-2010, 06:03 AM
The good thing about this chip is it doesn't matter where...

lol