City Of Chicago To Start Clearing 18" Of Bullet Casings From Streets

[mrkalashnikov]

All I can say is it's about time. Every time I go into Chi anymore I'm always slipping or tripping over all the empty brass:

http://www.theonion.com/article/city-chicago-working-around-clock-clear-18-inches--54833

[imanaknut]

Gotta love The Onion!

[Schuetzenman]

I'd help with that clean up. Once fired brass is ... valuable!

[Altarboy]

Yeah, that's a reloaders dream.

[TEN-32]

Now that is one organized community!
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[TEN-32]

The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of murders on Friday morning and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced. “As we speak, maintenance crews are working diligently to restore public transportation, de-ice roads, and clear back alleyways so that Chicagoans can quickly resume murdering again,” Department of Streets and Sanitation spokesman Dave Michelson said of the heavy blizzard, which caused numerous homicide cancellations this morning at peak murder times. “Unfortunately, we’re backed up by about 35 deadly shootings at the moment, but we hope to restore regular death tolls as soon as possible. We apologize to anyone forced to postpone shootings or other killings today and assure concerned murderers that they will be able to resume slayings by the early afternoon.” At press time, authorities reported that murders were up and running in many parts of the city, with four teenagers already gunned down on Chicago’s South Side.

[mrkalashnikov]

This is a travesty & outrage. It is the right of every Chicago resident, regardless of legal residency....to be able to bust a cap in a bitch's ass whenever & wherever they please. :ireful3:

[Krupski]

All I can say is it's about time. Every time I go into Chi anymore I'm always slipping or tripping over all the empty brass:

http://www.theonion.com/article/city-chicago-working-around-clock-clear-18-inches--54833




OMG that's freakin' hilarious!

[mrkalashnikov]

Glad you liked, Roger. ;)

[NAPOTS]

Chief, how could you have stood having a LE career in that area without going nuts or hating humanity?

[TEN-32]

Chief, how could you have stood having a LE career in that area without going nuts or hating humanity?

Simple. :martinismiley::cigarsmoking::machinegun: