Surgeon Who Aims To Perform The First Head Transplant Just Gave A Rat A Second Head

[5.56NATO]

Italian neurosurgeon Sergio Canavero made headlines around the world two years ago with the bold claim that he would soon be stitching one person's head onto another's body.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/an-outlandish-surgeon-who-aims-to-perform-the-first-head-transplant-just-gave-a-rat-a-second-head/all/

[alismith]

He's going to need a lot of luck hooking up each donor nerve to its corresponding nerve in the recipient, otherwise he might end up with someone who smells with their fingers, sees with their tongue, or talks through their anus (I know, some people have mastered this skill already, rather flatulently or fluently...).

[5.56NATO]

That's what I was thinking. If you could get them all to fuse, and to actually function, would you have to learn how to move all over again?

[El Jefe]

Reading the reply's to to the story reminded me why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.