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mriddick
07-19-2010, 01:16 PM
I think it's fake but it does make for an interesting B movie plot...

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Killer-monkey.jpg


http://www.anorak.co.uk/253541/strange-but-true/taliban-trains-army-of-monkeys-to-fire-kalashnikovs-at-us-soldiers.html

FORGET the nuclear pigeons and the exploding breasts, and know that the Taliban have trained a millions monkeys to wage bloddy war on the West.

The Taliban have trained monkeys to use the Kalashnikov rifle, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars. And lest they kill just anyone, the Taliban have taught the monkeys how to identify and attack soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms.

What they do when they see a monkey wearing the garb of the US marines is not known. It can only be feared.

The moneys are not native to Afghanistan but foreign mercenaries shipped in from Africa. They are macaques, baboons and French agents.

A senior U.S. military source confirmed the existence of the Taliban monkey soldiers, military experts call armed monkeys “monkey terrorists”.

Will the US dare to shoot a monkey? It’s time to release the West’s most dastardly weapon yet. Time to export the animal rights activists to warzone.

Taliban v Peta. Game on!
Blacksmith
07-19-2010, 01:21 PM
And so it begins.
and most thought the planet of the apes was just fiction. :D
cciota
07-19-2010, 01:28 PM
More stimulus money hard at work!
ATAK, Inc.
07-19-2010, 04:58 PM
Damn, I thought this was going to be about Obama's civilian defense force!
Sidartha
07-19-2010, 06:59 PM
That is awesome!
I hereby approve of this thread.
bgummer
07-19-2010, 07:05 PM
I seem to recall this being a plot in DC Comics "Weird War Tales" - but with the OSS training Gorillas to fight the Nazis.:fighter2:
justinsaneok
07-19-2010, 08:20 PM
damn, i thought this was going to be about obama's civilian defense force!

o burn
Altarboy
07-19-2010, 08:50 PM
Detroit?
gpwasr10
07-19-2010, 10:20 PM
I figured it was just a matter of time until they started recruiting a higher standard of life form.
ksuguy
07-19-2010, 11:56 PM
It's too bad Chalton Heston is dead. We could use his expertise in dealing with this. I suppose we could get Mark Wahlberg, but that wouldn't be the same.
Oswald Bastable
07-20-2010, 01:13 AM
I suppose we could get Mark Wahlberg, but that wouldn't be the same.

Nope, he'd be diggin' up Michael Jackson for advice and more of that special monkey lovin'.
Krupski
07-20-2010, 11:32 AM
Ah so THAT'S what "gorilla warfare" is!
El Jefe
07-20-2010, 11:39 AM
I seem to recall this being a plot in DC Comics "Weird War Tales" - but with the OSS training Gorillas to fight the Nazis.:fighter2:

I remember seeing a documentary once that detailed how the Soviets at one time during the height of the Cold War, were trying to figure out how to breed humans with gorillas to come up with "super soldiers" to fight the west.
raxar
07-20-2010, 03:25 PM
Ah so THAT'S what "gorilla warfare" is!

How did it take 13 posts for this joke to come up?
Vorkutinetz
07-20-2010, 03:59 PM
Coming soon, trained to attack civilian cruise ships koi fish...Fast swimming, torpedo caring koi fish....
Krupski
07-21-2010, 09:01 AM
How did it take 13 posts for this joke to come up?

When I was a little kid, I always heard the term "guerrilla warfare" on radio and TV and I thought it was "gorilla" warfare... monkeys with machineguns. Seriously I did.
bgummer
07-21-2010, 05:28 PM
Taliban monkeys don't stand a chance against Sharktopus!!!...:thumbsup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk
mriddick
07-21-2010, 06:44 PM
Taliban monkeys don't stand a chance against Sharktopus!!!...:thumbsup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk

How could I of missed this....
Dr. Gonzo GED
07-21-2010, 06:59 PM
I want one of those monkeys!
videodon
07-21-2010, 08:00 PM
I like monkeys.
I like the name "monkey".
I try and use it several times daily.
:)
bgummer
07-21-2010, 11:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk

How could I of missed this....

:ylsuper: Even has a nifty go-go theme song!
JTHunter
07-22-2010, 12:05 AM
The NAACP will soon call the jihadist a bunch of racists!

Considering how Al Queda is only using "black Afrikans" for low level missions (ie. suicide bombings), there has already been some talk about that.
:dizzy:
sniper_n_training
07-22-2010, 12:08 AM
So Obams family is being trained by Al-Quida? Those SOBs!