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az_paul
07-21-2010, 01:08 AM
Massachusetts Policeman Resigns After Leaving Beat to See Midget Porn Star

A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star called "Bridget the Midget" and lied about the visit during an investigation into the incident, local media reported Tuesday.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman's club where adult film star Bridget "The Midget" Powers -- billed as "the world's smallest porn star" -- was performing last month.

Bennett was in uniform at the time of his visit to Club Alex's in Stoughton and was reported to authorities by at least five other officers, said Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany.

He then reportedly lied about the visit during an internal investigation into the incident, the Patriot Ledger reported.

"Mama told me there would be days like this," Shastany said, on confirming Bennett's resignation. "We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud [other officers] stepped up."

Bennett, who last month received a commendation for his work in a March murder case, resigned on June 30 rather than face disciplinary action, Shastany said.

Mark Ducati
07-21-2010, 07:25 AM
Police officer deserts his post to go to a gentleman's club to see some "midget porn"? I'm sure he was only planning to stay for a "short" visit... maybe we should give him a "little" slack?

L1A1Rocker
07-21-2010, 10:49 AM
Police officer deserts his post to go to a gentleman's club to see some "midget porn"? I'm sure he was only planning to stay for a "short" visit... maybe we should give him a "little" slack?

You're punny.

El Jefe
07-21-2010, 10:52 AM
This story is uh, is pretty damned pathetic. I'd have to say the fact that he's no longer an officer is good news, as his judgment is totally whacked.

AKTexas
07-21-2010, 11:08 AM
Ol Ted would have given him a medal for his short service to the community all the while chugging back a 5th of scotch.

Dr. Gonzo GED
07-21-2010, 03:44 PM
I'd give up my job for some Brigit the Midget action...



...what? She's hot!

El Jefe
07-21-2010, 03:59 PM
I'd give up my job for some Brigit the Midget action...



...what? She's hot!

I've seen Brigit the midget, dude, get help. :bigsmilebounce:

JTHunter
07-22-2010, 12:28 AM
I guess you only need a "small person" as you're already sized for that.:hoo-yeah:

L1A1Rocker
07-22-2010, 12:30 AM
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m112/gunmollstudio/bridget06.jpg

Was this the gal that played a small part in the whore house scene in Total Recall?

Mark Ducati
07-22-2010, 07:55 AM
Was this the gal that played a small part in the whore house scene in Total Recall?

I don't think so...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:EmWHzMlXOX9kgM:http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/spacemonkey_fg/midget8.gif

crlovel
07-22-2010, 01:49 PM
Kickables are NEVER cute.

El Jefe
07-22-2010, 01:52 PM
It's the stubby arms and legs that kill it for me. Geeze.

Dr. Gonzo GED
07-22-2010, 02:21 PM
I guess you only need a "small person" as you're already sized for that.:hoo-yeah:

Funny, it was big enough for your mom last night.

Dr. Gonzo GED
07-22-2010, 02:22 PM
It's the stubby arms and legs that kill it for me. Geeze.

Well, it's not her arms I'm interested in.

(I'll give you a hint, it's not here personality either...)

El Jefe
07-22-2010, 03:13 PM
Well, it's not her arms I'm interested in.

(I'll give you a hint, it's not here personality either...)

Tall women have tits and a vagina too, just a heads up. :)

Dr. Gonzo GED
07-22-2010, 03:44 PM
Tall women have tits and a vagina too, just a heads up. :)

Yeah, but those long legs enable them to run faster... ;)

Mark Ducati
07-22-2010, 04:36 PM
Maybe she had a flat head?

nfa1934
07-22-2010, 05:10 PM
I've seen Brigit the midget, dude, get help. :bigsmilebounce:

Are you an out-of-work police officer?

HDR
07-22-2010, 07:10 PM
Well, it's not her arms I'm interested in.

(I'll give you a hint, it's not here personality either...)

"here personality" that must be booyah shit.

sniper_n_training
07-22-2010, 11:28 PM
Maybe she had a flat head?

You know what they say. The perfect woman would be 3ft tall and have a flat head. haha

HDR
07-23-2010, 05:33 AM
Are you an out-of-work police officer?

That was an interesting question...

Dr. Gonzo GED
07-23-2010, 11:58 AM
"here personality" that must be booyah shit.

Honestly, she seems like a cool person.

I'd call her back. ;)

1 Patriot-of-many
07-23-2010, 03:36 PM
WOW some other cops turned him in! These days anything can happen! He must of been really hated for some reason.

gpwasr10
07-23-2010, 08:32 PM
But it was a MIDGET porn star.... a MIDGET ORN STAR... fuck I'd leave my mother funeral to see that shit.

LOL

Catherine Cornelius
07-23-2010, 11:11 PM
You know what they say. The perfect woman would be 3ft tall and have a flat head. haha

Hahaha

You know what women say, the perfect man takes batteries. ;) :D

1 Patriot-of-many
07-24-2010, 03:13 AM
Hahaha

You know what women say, the perfect man takes batteries. ;) :D

Now that was a low blow.....

HDR
07-24-2010, 05:09 AM
Now that was a low blow.....

I'm tall so most of them are...

1 Patriot-of-many
07-24-2010, 08:50 AM
:) Good to see you HDR!

JTHunter
07-27-2010, 12:25 AM
Funny, it was big enough for your mom last night.

Oh, so you're a necrophiliac, hm? Or just into grave robbing?

Dr. Gonzo GED
07-27-2010, 12:11 PM
Oh, so you're a necrophiliac, hm? Or just into grave robbing?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Honestly though, her arms and legs wern't quite stubby and malformed enough for my tatse...