A Line never before entered in a police report (!)

[Goodman]

From the Smoking Gun:

.......Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to ...........

The rest is here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previo

[elkydriver]

wow, just wow........

[Richard Simmons]

What happens in WV sure don't stay in WV. No wonder she wanted someone to eat that thing, sounds like it was ripe and ready to go.

[imanaknut]

After seeing that mug shot, I almost lost my lunch. Then I read the story. BARF CITY!!!!!
:barf:

[Moebrown20]

Okay Goodman...... so did you do it until the police came or what???

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

What they failed to mention is that the weapons charges are related to the pussy in question, and not the knife...
:elbarfo:

[mrkalashnikov]

Holy sh#t, where's the pointy hat & broom?

Funny story under that one, some dork kid dressed up as a Breathalyzer busted for DUI, lol.

[Cypher]

From the Smoking Gun:

.......Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to ...........

The rest is here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previo

DAMN YOU, some things can never be unseen or unread.

[Gunreference1]

DAMN YOU, some things can never be unseen or unread.

Agreed!!!

[slamfire51]

Did anyone mention................




NASTY!!

[tank_monkey]

Ewwwwww! And that woman was nasty! And the MAN who agreed to eat her out was .... was he crazy? Just proof that men will bang or eat anything!


Here is a mugshot of a similar "PERP":
Here's a ANOTHER woman who was arrested for drunk & disorderly / assault / and refusing to keep her clothes on.....
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r84/Coolweather762/Picture2.jpg

I was hoping for something like this....

[mriddick]

And if she had only washed downt here all this would of been avoided.... :)

[El Duce]

That is Fucking gross!! If it don't pass the sniff test...It aint getting eaten!!

[AKTexas]

Damn,where do you fuckers find this shit?Why are you looking for this this crap in the first place?

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

Damn,where do you fuckers find this shit?Why are you looking for this this crap in the first place?
Do you really want to know the answer to either of those questions?

Really? Do you?

[AKTexas]

Do you really want to know the answer to either of those questions?

Really? Do you?

Totally rhetorical.

[Goodman]

Damn,where do you fuckers find this shit?Why are you looking for this this crap in the first place?
Look at the site it is posted on- 'the Smoking Gun'...... this is a gun website...... duhhhh....!:losing-it:

[El Duce]

Of course...It HAD to happen in West Virginia.

[whiskeyman]

Of course...It HAD to happen in West Virginia.

Good moonshine?

[American Rage]

Good moonshine?

Very bad moonshine is what I'm thinkin'


Of course any moonshine would be better than that.


Rage:roflmao:

[Krupski]

From the Smoking Gun:

.......Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to ...........

The rest is here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previo

Both men declined. I wonder why.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg

[Krupski]

Good moonshine?

Not enough 'shine on the planet to make that look (or smell) good. Ugh.

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

Not enough 'shine on the planet to make that look (or smell) good. Ugh.

Seriuosly homes. I think this is a job for your trusty 10-22!

[Krupski]

Seriuosly homes. I think this is a job for your trusty 10-22!

From the looks of the target, the .22 bullet would probably scream in terror, turn around and blast a hole through me instead.

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

From the looks of the target, the .22 bullet would probably scream in terror, turn around and blast a hole through me instead.
We'll must figure out a way to dissable the projectiles scent glands, for the good of humanity!

...my god...

...the horror...

The absolute horror!

[davepool]

There are somes things even a paper bag over the head won't help overcome.

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

There are somes things even a paper bag over the head won't help overcome.
I'm thinking a plastic bag over ones own head might be preferable to the alternatives...

[Schuetzenman]

I could of lived the rest of my life without reading that story! :crazy::barf:

[L1A1Rocker]

After seeing that mug shot, I almost lost my lunch. Then I read the story. BARF CITY!!!!!
:barf:

+1 :barf::barf::barf:Vaginal odor??!!! :barf::barf::barf::barf:

[MOP]

lol

No taste for adventure ?