Rectum? I'd say he darn near killed it...or suspect found with a mouse up his butt.

[mriddick]

I'd say Noah Smith is going to have a hard living this one down...
http://www.upi.com/r/m/story/12894277095569/


SENECA, S.C., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Police in South Carolina said a nude burglary suspect who appeared to be under the influence of drugs was found to have a mouse lodged in his rectum.
Complete story at: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/11/10/Suspect-had-mouse-in-rectum/UPI-22651289427531/ (but trust me that paragraph has all the important info you need)

[sevlex]

He sure don't look like Richard Gere!

Insert here --->:moon:

[old Grump]

So when he says he don't give a rats ass he really knows what he's talking about. I wouldn't admit to remembering anything either if I were him. :smiley_freak:

[Full Otto]

Too much "Me time"

[mriddick]

Too much "Me time"

Are you insane, sounds like he needed atleast another 12 hours or so alone...

[hazmat]

Armegeddon!

[El Duce]

That dude is marked for life. The internet. Never leaves you alone. Can you imagine his grandkids looking up the family names on Google? Gee. Grandpa got busted with a mouse up his ass.

[Full Otto]

Are you insane, sounds like he needed atleast another 12 hours or so alone...
12 hours?
He could do a lot in 12 hours
http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/data/530/head_up_gavin-kingass.jpg (http://www.gunsnet.net/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=317&title=deep-thought&cat=530)

[hazmat]

Anyone remember the sound clip from a news source about 'felching' from about 10-12 yrs ago? About the two, er, gentlemen who launched a gerbil out of a paper towel tube by igniting intenstinal gases, breaking the others nose? The 'safe' word from the clip was "Armegeddon". That's the first thing I though of when I read the OP. I'd post it if I could find it, but alas, so many emails and files have come and gone over the years, I can't find it.

[slamfire51]

Anyone remember the sound clip from a news source about 'felching' from about 10-12 yrs ago? About the two, er, gentlemen who launched a gerbil out of a paper towel tube by igniting intenstinal gases, breaking the others nose? The 'safe' word from the clip was "Armegeddon". That's the first thing I though of when I read the OP. I'd post it if I could find it, but alas, so many emails and files have come and gone over the years, I can't find it.

GOOGLE is your friend.

http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/160.html

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

I'm glad they nabbed this guy "in the end".

Ba-dump PSSSSHHHH!

[az_paul]

When they took the police photo, they should have told him to smile and say "cheese".