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Vorkutinetz
11-16-2010, 11:27 AM
I had no idea there was some sort of etiquette....
But the question I have is, REALLY??? WTF???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ

DodgeGTS
11-16-2010, 11:58 AM
Tremendous...

308
11-16-2010, 11:59 AM
It's nice to have the rules out in the open like that.

cciota
11-16-2010, 12:21 PM
Maybe this video should be sent to the hags on "The View". The love muslims soooo much.

Mark Ducati
11-16-2010, 01:01 PM
What did the Redneck tell his wife with two black eyes?














Nothin'! He done told her twice already!

Tx Dogblaster
11-16-2010, 01:38 PM
I guess this is just part of the Muslim Manuel... I'm sure there's "How To" chapters on honor killings and female genitalia mutilation as well... Rotten bastards...

AKTexas
11-16-2010, 01:46 PM
What did the Redneck tell his wife with two black eyes?












Nothin'! He done told her twice already!


What do you do when the dish washer stops working?



















Slap her!

abpt1
11-16-2010, 03:49 PM
WTF?












lol....crazy mfers

AKTexas
11-16-2010, 05:21 PM
After watching the video I have the sudden urge to cough up some phlegm.

Ppsh41
11-16-2010, 05:36 PM
General George S Patton summed it up best:

“It seems to me a certainty that the fatalistic teachings of Mohammed and the utter degradation of the Arab women are the outstanding causes for the arrested development of the Arab. He is exactly as he was around the year 700, while we have been developing.”


Religon of peace.

jojo
11-16-2010, 05:52 PM
It's about time we got a few tips on disciplining out wives. I think that tonight I will take one of my wives and "honor" her with a beating errrrrr..... I mean "honor her with discipline" Afterall, I can tell that she really wants it and I really want to give it to her.

Got to remember to use the short rod though and stay away from her head. Don't want to make her ugly or anything. Lets see I wonder if a "short" fence post will be sufficient.

Will let you all know how it goes after I get bailed out for domestic battery

Krupski
11-16-2010, 06:26 PM
I had no idea there was some sort of etiquette....
But the question I have is, REALLY??? WTF???


So after watching this I asked my wife if I could beat her. Now I have a bloody lip.

aliceinchains
11-16-2010, 06:43 PM
Well at least you can use a short rod so you don't hurt your hand. Good thinking on the wife beaters behalf.

Zygomatic
11-16-2010, 07:31 PM
Well at least you can use a short rod so you don't hurt your hand. Good thinking on the wife beaters behalf.

I love beating my wife with my short rod!

Vorkutinetz
11-17-2010, 09:53 AM
I love beating my wife with my short rod!

LOL Just dont pokr her eye out:)

dfariswheel
11-17-2010, 11:49 PM
I've wonder what effect there'd be if someone left a box full of inexpensive .38 revolvers on a table where the women shop.

The man gets his rod, the woman gets hers. Hilarity ensues.

Uncle Scary
11-17-2010, 11:59 PM
My ex's family lives in Mexico. It's the same over there. My wife's sister was beaten so badly by her husband that she had to be hospitalized. Of course, nothing happened to him.