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Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 10:36 PM
a group of Gunsnetters went to........
Vorkutinetz
07-24-2010, 10:39 PM
...a strip joint. They had planned to...
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 10:42 PM
go shooting but ammo was to expensive, instead they spent there dollars on....
Vorkutinetz
07-24-2010, 10:45 PM
...midget strippers. However, that particular night, they were none. So instead...
chiak47
07-24-2010, 10:47 PM
they went to the white house where....
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 10:48 PM
they had a beer summit with 0bama and discussed........
renegadebuck
07-24-2010, 10:49 PM
If he would hold a target for them
Batwing
07-24-2010, 10:49 PM
if Michelle would strip for them,and then,,
Vorkutinetz
07-24-2010, 10:50 PM
...the absence of midget strippers and abundance of fat nasty ones. They also spoke about...
Batwing
07-24-2010, 10:50 PM
the Kenyan elections and who
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 10:52 PM
would be running in them
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 10:52 PM
later they discussed...
chiak47
07-24-2010, 10:53 PM
kim jong ill and his.....
Batwing
07-24-2010, 10:54 PM
Black Liberation Theology and how it pertained to
Vorkutinetz
07-24-2010, 10:55 PM
plans on dealing with the rising threat from the plains of Greenland. They needed...
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 10:58 PM
Rusty also interjected a plan to officially recognize Promethea as an independent republic.
chiak47
07-24-2010, 10:59 PM
In which Obama laughed and blurted out...
Batwing
07-24-2010, 11:01 PM
whatcha talkin bout willis,and then
chiak47
07-24-2010, 11:02 PM
the guy with the teleprompter rushed in in and "accidently" smacked obama on the head and then...
Batwing
07-24-2010, 11:07 PM
Nancy Pelosi slipped the guy with the teleprompter a Benjamin as she
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 11:08 PM
Called her midget porn producer to set up a ............
Vorkutinetz
07-24-2010, 11:09 PM
...fixed her wig and tucked her balls in a little tighter. She later farted and said...
Batwing
07-24-2010, 11:34 PM
thats what I think of the Tea Party,those assholes can just
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 11:36 PM
interfere with my love of midget porn! Then she proceeded to
Broondog
07-24-2010, 11:45 PM
take her face off and show her true image...
Prometheus168
07-24-2010, 11:48 PM
http://www.lauralikey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/skeletor.jpg

In shock the Gunsnetters ran... they went to the........
chiak47
07-24-2010, 11:50 PM
great state of Illinois where they ran into...
Paladin
07-24-2010, 11:51 PM
which turned out to be Al Sharpton in drag lookin a lot like Oprah. so she...
chiak47
07-25-2010, 12:40 AM
had a 7pm primetime special on how...
Batwing
07-25-2010, 01:04 AM
to remove Dr Phils lips from her fat ass,then when the show was over...
printerman
07-26-2010, 11:48 AM
....the first lady and oprah argued who was the first to show the president oral ....
Paladin
07-26-2010, 06:30 PM
....the first lady and oprah argued who was the first to show the president oral ....

...gratification. POTUS was later heard mumbling, "only two hours?! how's that gratifying...".

And then Chuck Norris kicked the door in and...
FunkyPertwee
07-26-2010, 07:11 PM
... Shotgun blasted the wretched Pelosi demon-beast, turned to the quivering Obama, and said "come with me if you want to...
cevulirn
07-26-2010, 07:46 PM
... die...
Paladin
07-26-2010, 08:01 PM
...and then he was gloriously received in heaven by 72 Virginians who administered Rohypnol to him while they...
Batwing
07-26-2010, 08:09 PM
showed him the constitution,the writings of Jefferson ,Paine, Washington and Sam Adams and what they mean,,as his draw dropped to the floor Obummer.......
Warlord
07-26-2010, 08:57 PM
Said... that don't mean shit! And then added....
swampdragon
07-26-2010, 09:17 PM
...a copy of his campaign poster to the....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/Swampdragon/obama_anti_christ_3984.jpg