Primary perimeter defense in layers

[old Grump]

1st level is to have all access points to your property plotted into the computer and your first line weapons ready to deploy at an instants notice:

http://svsm.org/albums/ss-4/P1020322.jpg

Then you need to be able to send out your mobile medium range search and destroy elements:

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/rhodesian-ridgeback-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/rhodesian-ridgeback-0030.jpg

When or if the boogers get close to you it is time for the close perimeter defenses to be unleashed:

http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wild_boar1.jpg

If worst comes to worst they have to deal with Granny. Don't mess with Granny:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/10947750/2/istockphoto_10947750-old-lady-with-shotgun.jpg

Do you have a plan, if not you might want to start working on it before them angry displaced Egyptians get over here and try to take over your color TV and Game Boy.

[ATAK, Inc.]

The first line of defense should be a PMSing ex-wife! As long as she can't get to you, no one else will! :lool:

[old Grump]

Ex-wife was spayed so she has no PMS, that's just her normal personality. If I found her in my state I would turn myself over to the terrorists.

[coppertales]

then the "keep out" signs"....then the "if you can read this, you are in range" sign. As you approach me on the porch, you will notice the pistol, AK, and shotgun on the railing to the deck. I have never had any problems with the neighbors here. They all gossip like old women and every one of them are afraid to visit.

When I first read this post, before coffee, I thought it said primary defense in lawyers. I guess that would work ok if you stacked them deep enough......chris3

[old Grump]

Every once in awhile you just have to lighten up a little although the Rhodesian Ridgeback and the Wild Boars seem doable to me. Best yet the Boars are edible but they would sure be hard on the landscaping.

Granny I had but she was a 30-30 gal. She would be a 111 if she was still alive today.

[Hedning]

A tire shop over here has a funny sign over their door. It says... "Burglers wount get busted, but punished". And they do, several bad guys has been walking in there and limping back. Police dont fancy it too much though....

[ATAK, Inc.]

When I first read this post, before coffee, I thought it said primary defense in lawyers. I guess that would work ok if you stacked them deep enough......chris3


No, would not be good in such close proximity to your abode. They tend to stink while alive, imagine the odor after a couple of days!

[coppertales]

The feral hogs would probably eat them but that would probably piss off the pigs.....chris3

[HDR]

The feral hogs would probably eat them but that would probably piss off the pigs.....chris3

Once you get enough hogs; they'll eat your crops also.

:lool:

[skipme56]

Lawyers only give hogs the worst case of heartburn. Most hogs I know refuse to eat them!!

[HDR]

Lawyers only give hogs the worst case of heartburn. Most hogs I know refuse to eat them!!


I've read that pigs are intelligent animals and that proves it.