Subject: A Jewish Problem

[old Grump]

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to
absorb the culture.

When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel .

By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?" He took his problem
to his best friend, Ike.

"Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a
Christian.

What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel ,
and he also came home a Christian.

Perhaps we should go see the rabbi."

So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to
Israel ,

and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young
people?"

And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the Heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the Voice..

"I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . ."

[matshock]

That's pretty good.

I got a true story that is pretty funny on one level and sad on another.

I know this old airline service guy named Tom, he worked for the same company for decades. That company got bought out by a euro-firm and they sent in this Austrian suit to manage the changeover here in Vegas.

So, long story short they decide to "early retire" Tom because he makes too much $$$ for their taste and Tom, having lost his wife and not wanting to retire just then graciously offers to work for the lower salary they would pay his replacement.

So in his thick Austrian accent the suit tells Tom "I'm sorry Tom, this is the final solution."

So, Tom got early retired but he sure got the last laugh at the Austrian suit.

Frakin' Nazis.

[renegadebuck]

Good one OG!

[swampdragon]

Ha ha.
That was pretty good.

[MOP]

lol ... Love-it !