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slamfire51
02-27-2011, 10:26 AM
I wasn't breast fed when I was a baby, and I'm not about to start now.

LONDON (AP) - Gross or tasty? A London company is offering an unusual dessert - ice cream made with human breast milk.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/14142594/uk-company-sells-human-breast-milk-ice-cream?redirected=true

O.S.O.K.
02-27-2011, 10:29 AM
:dammit: Why? What sick mf'er came up with this? And just how are they getting the milk? Pictures spring to mind. Oh, volunteers "donate" the milk... :dammit:

slamfire51
02-27-2011, 10:57 AM
:dammit: Why? What sick mf'er came up with this? And just how are they getting the milk? Pictures spring to mind. Oh, volunteers "donate" the milk... :dammit:

Gotta consider the source of the idea.

slamfire51
02-27-2011, 11:02 AM
Pictures spring to mind.

Just visit your local milk donating station. Kinda like giving blood to the Red Cross.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/Canis-latrans/4225bra.jpg

Ruskiegunlover
02-27-2011, 11:26 AM
thats kind of nasty.......nothing more natural and right then a mother breatfeeding HER BABY....but not strangers, or anyone ELSE for that matter......

davepool
02-27-2011, 12:21 PM
My wife breast feed all 3 of our children for the first 6 months of their life,and after that she had a 2 month supply she had frozen to mix with their cereal. Her milk output was so prolific for the first two weeks after birth that she donated the excess, colostrum rich milk to the Le Leche League to nourish premature babies.

I used to call her "the mom cow", but only when i was out of arms reach :)

Making ice cream from human milk for adults has got a serious EEEWWW factor to it. Just when you think it can't get any weirder.....

slamfire51
02-27-2011, 01:05 PM
You ever try tasting it???? :zwinker12:

davepool
02-27-2011, 01:25 PM
You ever try tasting it???? :zwinker12:

Of course, i was curious. Nothing real special about it.

Her boobs were kind of off limits when she was nursing, she would swell up to 3 times her natural size and become quite painful when they were full, so it was look but don't touch. It's strange how your perspective on titties changes after you see a woman feeding your children with them.

Full Otto
02-27-2011, 01:49 PM
Just visit your local milk donating station. Kinda like giving blood to the Red Cross.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/Canis-latrans/4225bra.jpg

That gives me an idea

http://i52.tinypic.com/jafc79.jpg

mrkalashnikov
02-27-2011, 05:01 PM
What next? Jizz-Pops for the :char021: crowd? :rolleyes1:

Warlord
02-27-2011, 05:03 PM
I had some last night right from the tap.... :p

jojo
02-27-2011, 06:03 PM
I'll pass. For some reason I picture a fat, snaggle toothed puss bucket squirting milk into a rusty bucket.

ltorlo64
02-27-2011, 06:07 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to Dairy Queen.

Solidus-snake
02-27-2011, 09:26 PM
I'll pass. For some reason I picture a fat, snaggle toothed puss bucket squirting milk into a rusty bucket.

LMAO!!

JTHunter
02-27-2011, 11:42 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to Dairy Queen.

TMI - - TMI!!!

Mark Ducati
02-28-2011, 12:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONgECMkhIg

slamfire51
02-28-2011, 12:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONgECMkhIg

Nice tits, but I don't use cream.

Warlord
02-28-2011, 07:27 PM
WOW! That was a classic!

I love the part when the old man tasted his tea... LOL!!!!

I personally don't know if I could contain myself :bouncing-boobies: :hoo-yeah:

FunkyPertwee
02-28-2011, 07:40 PM
Surprisingly calm reactions by everyone. I got the feeling that a lot of the guys didn't want to show their enthusiasm.

slamfire51
03-02-2011, 10:41 PM
UK Removes Breast Milk Ice Cream from Shop


I didn't think it would last long.

LONDON (AP) - Local government officials said Monday they have confiscated ice cream made with human breast milk from a London shop amid concerns the dessert is unsafe.

http://www.newschannel5.com/story/14153520/uk-removes-breast-milk-ice-cream-from-shop?redirected=true

FunkyPertwee
03-02-2011, 10:51 PM
I'm sure they turned enough people on to it to start demand for homebrew human ice cream.

slamfire51
03-02-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm sure they turned enough people on to it to start demand for homebrew human ice cream.

Expensive ice cream, no matter what's it's made from.

Dr. Gonzo GED
03-02-2011, 11:07 PM
Strange, I find myself disturbed by the idea that my ice cream might have come from a fugly mammary. I mean, like one I wouldn't drink from, you know?

That in itself isn't weird. What really freaks me out, is that I've never bothered to ponder the conditions of the udders that produce the milk I do drink...

FunkyPertwee
03-02-2011, 11:16 PM
Strange, I find myself disturbed by the idea that my ice cream might have come from a fugly mammary. I mean, like one I wouldn't drink from, you know?

That in itself isn't weird. What really freaks me out, is that I've never bothered to ponder the conditions of the udders that produce the milk I do drink...


Maybe we should do a group buy on human ice cream and see if we like it.

slamfire51
03-02-2011, 11:18 PM
Maybe we should do a group buy on human ice cream and see if we like it.

Be my guest.

FunkyPertwee
03-02-2011, 11:20 PM
Be my guest.

If it were FDA certified I would consider it. Imported from Europe, no way.

slamfire51
03-02-2011, 11:27 PM
If it were FDA certified I would consider it. Imported from Europe, no way.


And you trust the FDA???
Not me.
Besides a person's need for breast milk (which I've never had) ended when you're 1-2 yrs. old.

Now when I get to my second childhood, and when I'm senile, maybe.

FunkyPertwee
03-02-2011, 11:35 PM
It would be out of curiosity only. I don't have a physical need or psychological need.

Seriously, I wouldn't have anything to do with it unless the woman was my wife or if it became so accepted they sold it at the pig. In fact, they'd probably have to certify it organic.

slamfire51
03-02-2011, 11:41 PM
It would be out of curiosity only. I don't have a physical need or psychological need.

Seriously, I wouldn't have anything to do with it unless the woman was my wife or if it became so accepted they sold it at the pig.

I have little curiosity. In this case, I'm glad.
I wouldn't drink breast milk when I was married and the wife was pregnant. yuck

FunkyPertwee
03-02-2011, 11:43 PM
I have little curiosity. In this case, I'm glad.
I wouldn't drink breast milk when I was married and the wife was pregnant. yuck

Hey man. I just mean try, not plan to seriously consume. I drink way more whole milk than what people could produce. They would have to have big factories in China or someplace to keep up. It would be disgusting.

slamfire51
03-02-2011, 11:48 PM
Hey man. I just mean try, not plan to seriously consume. I drink way more whole milk than what people could produce. They would have to have big factories in China or someplace to keep up. It would be disgusting.

A lot of little titties to milk. :laugh:

FunkyPertwee
03-03-2011, 12:08 AM
A lot of little titties to milk. :laugh:

They would be feeding them lead tainted chinese corn. Ugh.