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old Grump
03-25-2011, 09:09 PM
On Tuesday March 22, 2011, 2:47 pm EDT



By Eyanir Chinea


CARACAS (Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.


"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.


Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world's problems, warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up.


"Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water.


He added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Chavez-says-capitalism-may-rb-3915449179.html?x=0&.v=1
Another mystery cleared up for me, what a relief. I wonder if Chavez knows what happens to half my socks after I turn the dryer on.

AKTexas
03-25-2011, 09:11 PM
I thought it was space bigfeets.

Cypher
04-14-2011, 10:21 AM
Well, if anyone had a doubt, doubt no more, chavez is a complete and total utter moron.

Really, I can't believe someone that runs any country on Earth would say something so stupid.