old Grump
04-02-2011, 08:37 PM
Your new girlfriend comes over for the first time, and when she walks into the living room, the first thing she sees is your CHL regulation Man sized target with 50 holes in the chest area.
If you shout "Wolverines!" before going to the shooting range...you might be a survivalist!
The window shutters have firing ports included in their design.
You’re the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to try out your new toys, and the clerk knows you by your first name.
Every fence post on your property is on a range card.
You were excited when you found out that there was such a thing as cheese in a can...and still are.
You're relieved when you find six more bottles of your favorite marinade in your storage supplies 'cause the other six you already knew you had were nowhere NEAR enough.
You know the shelf life of tuna fish, but don’t know how long you’ve had that open jar of mayo in the fridge.
You have #10 cans of ‘stuff’ that the labels fell off of, but you won’t throw it out or open it because it, ‘may be needed later’, even though you haven’t a clue as to the contents.
You use your Gerber Tool to cut your steak at a fine dining establishment.
If you cut your own hair with the KBar survival knife from your bugout bag...you might be a survivalist!
If you use empty .45acp cartridges as a thimble...you might be a survivalist!
None of your vehicles have electronic ignition or pollution control.
You know the tail numbers of all the helicopters in your area.
Your scanner includes the frequencies of every law enforcement agency within 100 miles, including the ones that don’t officially exist.
You’ve ever considered digging an escape tunnel from your basement to the nearest stand of trees.
You need a shovel to rotate your survival supplies.
Your best family recipe is illegal.
If you shout "Wolverines!" before going to the shooting range...you might be a survivalist!
The window shutters have firing ports included in their design.
You’re the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to try out your new toys, and the clerk knows you by your first name.
Every fence post on your property is on a range card.
You were excited when you found out that there was such a thing as cheese in a can...and still are.
You're relieved when you find six more bottles of your favorite marinade in your storage supplies 'cause the other six you already knew you had were nowhere NEAR enough.
You know the shelf life of tuna fish, but don’t know how long you’ve had that open jar of mayo in the fridge.
You have #10 cans of ‘stuff’ that the labels fell off of, but you won’t throw it out or open it because it, ‘may be needed later’, even though you haven’t a clue as to the contents.
You use your Gerber Tool to cut your steak at a fine dining establishment.
If you cut your own hair with the KBar survival knife from your bugout bag...you might be a survivalist!
If you use empty .45acp cartridges as a thimble...you might be a survivalist!
None of your vehicles have electronic ignition or pollution control.
You know the tail numbers of all the helicopters in your area.
Your scanner includes the frequencies of every law enforcement agency within 100 miles, including the ones that don’t officially exist.
You’ve ever considered digging an escape tunnel from your basement to the nearest stand of trees.
You need a shovel to rotate your survival supplies.
Your best family recipe is illegal.