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    Hugo Chavez turns to Witch Doctors in cancer battle.

    I'm sure Danny Glover and Sean Penn are aghast that their favorite dictator, errrr leader, is so obviously desperate. I would have thought for sure that having surgery and cancer treatment in Cuba, would have been a sure fire recipe for success. I mean who needs the Mayo Clinic, when you have some 50's era hospital in Havana?



    Shamans from tribes in Venezuela's Amazon jungle held a ceremony at the Miraflores presidential palace Saturday to help Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez recover from his cancer treatment.

    Chavez, who insists that he was "not sick but recovering" from cancer, greeted the shamans wearing a track suit in the colors of the Venezuelan national flag and wore a crown of feathers the visitors gave him.
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    oh fuck

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    Sweet, knocing on deaths door... this is great news!
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    Did he offer cigars and rum to Jobu?
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    Hugo, I am ready for you...

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    Oh please.

    Im sure that in the name of "compassion," Obama will see to it that he get's the very best of treatment. His old chum just needs to call and ask.


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    Quote Originally Posted by American Rage View Post
    Oh please.

    Im sure that in the name of "compassion," Obama will see to it that he get's the very best of treatment. His old chum just needs to call and ask.


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    From what I've read it's probably too late. They found, IIRC, a baseball sized mass somewhere in his nether region. He's probably had some sort of tell tale symptoms for years, but he either ignored the warning signs or was misdiagnosed. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if this has spread into other organs. Time will tell obviously.

    Oh, and even Barry isn't so tone deaf as to have Hugo show up in an American hospital. Plus Chavez couldn't afford that politically either.
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    I wonder if witch doctors smell of sulphur?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner1558 View Post
    I wonder if witch doctors smell of sulphur?
    Im sure Hugo, will be smelling sulphur permanently before long.
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    A little celebratory mood music is in order methinks....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefferson View Post
    I'm sure Danny Glover and Sean Penn are aghast that their favorite dictator, errrr leader, is so obviously desperate. I would have thought for sure that having surgery and cancer treatment in Cuba, would have been a sure fire recipe for success. I mean who needs the Mayo Clinic, when you have some 50's era hospital in Havana?




    Read the rest at the provided link:http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1




    ...to help Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez recover from his cancer treatment.
    Kindly note the Witch Doctors have been called in to help him recover from the 'TREATMENT' he received in Cuba.......



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