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    Married couple out Christmas shopping



    Kinda brings a tear to the eye !

    A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of

    the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had

    "disappeared".

    The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and

    demanded: “Where the hell are you?”

    Husband: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw

    the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have

    money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.”

    Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.”

    Husband: “Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.”

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    "THE STATE THAT SEPARATES ITS SCHOLARS FROM IT WARRIORS WILL HAVE ITS THINKING DONE BY COWARDS AND ITS FIGHTING DONE BY FOOLS"

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    Sounds like I know that guy...

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    Love it !


    Wart

    and will steal it too

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    Haven't been back to that bar since the divorce. To bad, they had great hot buttered rums.

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    Oh look, a story about me and my wife. lol

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    Hey Grump,

    You missed the White Christmas at LC/EP/WSMR this year.

    Not that you could tell in the gypsum dunes.

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    Actually I have pictures of snow on the gypsum dunes and there is a huge difference in whiteness. You can't tell when the dunes is the lightest thing around but they definitely have a yellowish brown tinge compared to new fallen snow.

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