New meaning to "union" break

[PROBASCO]

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
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Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

[alismith]

I think this is about 2 years old. I remember it from the old board before it went down. All I can say is it would be interesting to work with someone like that, provided she were good-looking.

[Krupski]

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
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Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

HEY COOL! I'm a union employee and I wouldn't mind a (female) college student or two per day... during lunch break of course... think they'll let me?

Bummer. Didn't think so.

[mriddick]

Reality VS imagination....
In your mind she's beautiful and has the body of a 20 something, if you think about it if she was beautiful with a hot body she wouldn't need to masturbate...

[alismith]

Reality VS imagination....
In your mind she's beautiful and has the body of a 20 something, if you think about it if she was beautiful with a hot body she wouldn't need to masturbate...

In the original post, a couple of years ago, there was a photo of her in the link. She wasn't bad looking.

[mriddick]

In the original post, a couple of years ago, there was a photo of her in the link. She wasn't bad looking.

If I remember a somewhat decent looking girl (skinny but dog faced?) but nothing that springs to mind when thinking of a sex crazed girl...

[jojo]

When I was going thru the NCO Academy at Bragg there was a SSGT there that would have an orgasm by just running. She was a damn good girl but was really ashamed of it. I thought that was weird but could at least understand the mechanics of what was happening.

This Brazilian woman on the other hand beats the cake (pardon the pun)

[alismith]

If I remember a somewhat decent looking girl (skinny but dog faced?) but nothing that springs to mind when thinking of a sex crazed girl...

Wow. Would that there ever were such a thing....the stuff of dreams...

[old Grump]

Story is from last May and you would not want to be on all the pills she is on, mostly tranquilizers. She is a mess and getting plastered all over the papers just because her condition was unusual was completely unfair to her.

[NAPOTS]

Odd that she says she masturbated "47 times" a day not 46 or 48 but it was good enough at 47? Hahahah

Why not try and make it an even 50?

Us guys would be shooting cornstarch before we even got close to that.

[Krupski]

Why not try and make it an even 50?

Us guys would be shooting cornstarch before we even got close to that.

Let me run those numbers and get back to you...

[Gunner1558]

I can't understand it.

Managed 50 when I went home to practise, 2 hours ago.

[Full Otto]

I can't understand it.

Managed 50 when I went home to practise, 2 hours ago.

Sure at home it's easy. Try it at work tomorrow

[tank_monkey]

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Probasco. Are you in a time delay nexus of the Time/Space Continuum? I actually posted this thread (with pics) months ago.

[PROBASCO]

Probasco. Are you in a time delay nexus of the Time/Space Continuum? I actually posted this thread (with pics) months ago.

Yep, i be a little slow at times. I look at all the political stories first and foremost, then as weeks pass, i get to all the other crap people send me. When I find something others might enjoy, i throw it against the wall.