So... Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven

[LAGC]

Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven and is greeted by God, who shows him to his new house – a cozy, modest home with a Patriots flag flying from the porch. “Gee, thanks God!” says Brady, feeling very special.

As Brady walks to his door, he notices another house down the street – a sprawling, gorgeous home with a 50-foot pole flying a Broncos flag, a swimming pool shaped like a horse, and a Tim Tebow jersey pinned to the front door.

“Um, God?” Brady begins. “I’m not ungrateful, but I don’t get it. I won three Super Bowls and went to the Hall of Fame. Why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?”

God chuckles. “That’s not Tim’s house,” he replies. “That’s mine.”

[johnbob]

God chuckles. “That’s not Tim’s house,” he replies. “That’s mine.”

Amen Brother.

[Warthogg]

[Altarboy]

That's pretty good.

[weevil]

[tank_monkey]

Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven and is greeted by God, who shows him to his new house – a cozy, modest home with a Patriots flag flying from the porch. “Gee, thanks God!” says Brady, feeling very special.

As Brady walks to his door, he notices another house down the street – a sprawling, gorgeous home with a 50-foot pole flying a Broncos flag, a swimming pool shaped like a horse, and a Tim Tebow jersey pinned to the front door.

“Um, God?” Brady begins. “I’m not ungrateful, but I don’t get it. I won three Super Bowls and went to the Hall of Fame. Why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?”

God chuckles. “That’s not Tim’s house,” he replies. “That’s mine.”

I thought you HATED TEBOW. In this joke you sound like you like him. Okay, time to stop trying to figure you out.

[Sidartha]

A Democrat told him that joke.
So. Not having any means to critically evaluate what he hears, he simply repeated what he was told to us.

Also:
GO PACKERS!!

[circuits]

GO PACKERS!!

How's that workin' out for ya?

[Sidartha]

There's always next year.