Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be
North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and
pulls...the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the
cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another
teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion with the
cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven,
and says, "Hey, Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
dint yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he had not told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?"
Sven says, "My wife's from Nordakota."
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