Why won't they leave me alone?
I went to O'hare and boarded United flight 112 with my six kids.
After the flight attendant and I got them settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over and asked me,
"Are all of those kids yours?"
I replies with a straight face, "No Ma'am, I work for the Durex Condom Company.
These are customer complaints!”
We left Chicago 3 hours later on AMTRAK out of the Dearborn station.
Bookmarks