On the theme of granting wishes.....
Krapski comes across an old oil lamp. So, for the hell of it, he rubs the lamp. Amazing! a genie comes out in a puff of smoke!
Kapski is thrilled. He excitedly asks "so now is when I get my three wishes?"
The genie says "That's an old tale. I can grant you only ONE wish, so think carefully".
Krapski says "OK" and begins to think and think....
Finally he says "I know what I want!".
The genie says (as you would expect) "Your wish is my command master! What do you wish for?"
Krapski says "I want to be hung like a black man!"
The genie frowns and asks "Master are you sure that's what you want? Of all the things you could wish for this is it?"
Krapski says "Yes yes! I want to be hung like a black man!"
The genie shakes his head and says "Very well... your wish is my command". The genie waves his hands, a swirl of smoke appears and suddenly POOF! The wish is granted.
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