NRA, TSRA, GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA
BEING THE MODERATOR OF THE ROADHOUSE IS LIKE BEING THE JANITOR OF A PEEP SHOW.
Close, but no cigar. Old Grump has more hair.
That guy looks like he has a map on his head.
Guy walks into a bar with a camo shirt on and a parrot on his shoulder.
"Where did you get that" asks the bartender,
"It started as a pimple on my ass" said the parrot.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
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