Let me draw you a picture:
"Never take pity on a blind man. He may not be able to see, but he saves a fortune by getting the butt ugly hookers".
And people say they "BUILD" those things....
PRAISE KEK
FATHER OF CHAOS
BRINGER OF DAY
IN THY WEBBED HANDS WE PLACE OUR FAITH
SHADILAY, SHADILAY!
It's less syllables than assemble. I even catch myself using the term build for AR piece togethers (and yes, I know the difference between build and assemble).
"Never take pity on a blind man. He may not be able to see, but he saves a fortune by getting the butt ugly hookers".
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
Ha.. funny!
I can see the idea behind "not cooking a calf in it's mother's milk", but really, you already slit his throat, let most of his blood drain out and absorbed the rest in salt. Do you really think the calf CARES at this point?
Another funny one I saw was (forgive me I don't recall the exact details) something about not being able to open a refrigerator on Sabbath because the spark generated by the door light switch would be considered "fire" and it's illegal to make fire on Sabbath. (something like that).
What if the fridge uses a solid state switch (like an optical switch or a hall effect sensor)? No spark made - is that OK?
What about the incandescent lamp? The filament operates at over 4500 degrees F... hotter than a fire. Doesn't that count as "making fire"?
What about an LED lamp or CFL that generates virtually no heat?
This stuff would make a great comedy skit (except serious Jews probably wouldn't find it funny).
Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!
On new refrigerators there is a Sabbath button just for the Jews.
It won't turn the light on when you open the door. You press the button before the Sabbath and it knows.
BISHOP
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
Cutest thing EVER! And the little girl is adorable too
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When amish attack!
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
they cant have polymer in NY.
PRAISE KEK
FATHER OF CHAOS
BRINGER OF DAY
IN THY WEBBED HANDS WE PLACE OUR FAITH
SHADILAY, SHADILAY!
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