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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    It had to be pointed out to me. But, if you are dirty minded. It could look like a cock and balls.
    Thanks for the explanation. A bit juvenile I must say. Good thing YOU didn't see it at first either. When I see gun parts ... I just see beauty incarnate

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    Quote Originally Posted by tank_monkey View Post
    ... I just see beauty incarnate
    I wonder what Freud would say?

    But honestly, I didn't see it. And I think its a bit of a stretch.
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    Let me draw you a picture:
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    And people say they "BUILD" those things....
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    It's less syllables than assemble. I even catch myself using the term build for AR piece togethers (and yes, I know the difference between build and assemble).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    And people say they "BUILD" those things....
    whatever keeps them happy and loving their rifle. Makes it harder for the left to convince the low info voter they don't need one, if the low info voter has one they "Built" and feel personally connected to..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggressive Perfector View Post
    It's less syllables than assemble. I even catch myself using the term build for AR piece togethers (and yes, I know the difference between build and assemble).
    I usually refer to it as putting legos together.

    While I understand it doesn't require any skill compared to actually building just about any other firearm from a kit, it is nice that you can slap one together and it will work.

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    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    Conversation with G-d and Moshe on top of Mt. Sinai....
    G-d: And remember Moshe, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel. (Exodus 34:26)
    Ha.. funny!

    I can see the idea behind "not cooking a calf in it's mother's milk", but really, you already slit his throat, let most of his blood drain out and absorbed the rest in salt. Do you really think the calf CARES at this point?




    Another funny one I saw was (forgive me I don't recall the exact details) something about not being able to open a refrigerator on Sabbath because the spark generated by the door light switch would be considered "fire" and it's illegal to make fire on Sabbath. (something like that).

    What if the fridge uses a solid state switch (like an optical switch or a hall effect sensor)? No spark made - is that OK?

    What about the incandescent lamp? The filament operates at over 4500 degrees F... hotter than a fire. Doesn't that count as "making fire"?

    What about an LED lamp or CFL that generates virtually no heat?

    This stuff would make a great comedy skit (except serious Jews probably wouldn't find it funny).
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    Quote Originally Posted by tank_monkey View Post
    And all the POLE SMOKERS in San Francisco rejoiced in their misreading of this quote! LOL......

    Is a dick available in Kosher and non-Kosher?




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    Quote Originally Posted by recon View Post
    Okay so what is wrong with that picture?
    Handguards are wrong.

    And the barrel + washers makes a phallic image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    Is a dick available in Kosher and non-Kosher?
    Its called circumcised and uncircumcised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Otto View Post
    I thought that guy with the clipboard had a certain stereotype going on there
    Looked up "Josh in Kentucky"
    http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/josh-in-ky-cartoons/
    Is this some sort of admission that the Jews are behind all this?
    That's a great site. Lots of truth to be read there.
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    On new refrigerators there is a Sabbath button just for the Jews.
    It won't turn the light on when you open the door. You press the button before the Sabbath and it knows.


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    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Cutest thing EVER! And the little girl is adorable too


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    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    Handguards are wrong.
    What's wrong with the handguards? they look like regular carbine length MAGPUL handguards to me.

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    they cant have polymer in NY.
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