Whatcha smokin and drankin?

[CigarGuy]

Should be warming up for you Northerners?
80 degrees and fans blowing on the back porch. Some Stagg Jr barrel proof and
an Ave Maria.

[FunkyPertwee]

Does southern comfort and ginger ale count as a drink?

Cause I'm drinking it.

[El Jefe]

Does southern comfort and ginger ale count as a drink?

Cause I'm drinking it.

If you're a 12 year old girl, sure.

[CigarGuy]

Does southern comfort and ginger ale count as a drink?

Cause I'm drinking it.

With a cherry,right?

[FunkyPertwee]

If you're a 12 year old girl, sure.

Hey, I'm about broke and I found two halfway compatible ingredients in my pantry. We all do what we got to do. And tonight I got to get drink for cheap!

[TEN-32]

I got hammered on Southern when I was a kid. To this day the mere smell makes me want to puke.

[El Jefe]

I got hammered on Southern when I was a kid. To this day the mere smell makes me want to puke.

When I was like 15, an older cousin of mine and I were cruising the busy streets of Arnett OK drinking Miller High Life and taking swigs of Southern Comfort. I've never hurled so hard in my life!

[El Jefe]

Hey, I'm about broke and I found two halfway compatible ingredients in my pantry. We all do what we got to do. And tonight I got to get drink for cheap!

When you drink swill, the terrorists win!

[FunkyPertwee]

When you drink swill, the terrorists win!

The terrorists won last night. I did defeat their bottle of southern comfort, however.

[El Jefe]

The terrorists won last night. I did defeat their bottle of southern comfort, however.

How much of it did you drink?

[FunkyPertwee]

How much of it did you drink?

Half of a 750ml bottle, plus about 18oz of ginger ale.

The bottom half of the bottle.

[El Jefe]

Half of a 750ml bottle, plus about 18oz of ginger ale.

The bottom half of the bottle.

OMG!

[FunkyPertwee]

OMG!

It had to be done. Final projects and exams plus serious family stress pushed me over the limit.

But on the positive side, I got drunk enough to text an old friend/ex to see if I could suck her titties next time I see her. She said yes.

[El Jefe]

It had to be done. Final projects and exams plus serious family stress pushed me over the limit.

But on the positive side, I got drunk enough to text an old friend/ex to see if I could suck her titties next time I see her. She said yes.

Thats awesome. Does she have some tig ol bitties?

[FunkyPertwee]

Thats awesome. Does she have some tig ol bitties?

They're perfect big white titties with awesome pink nipples. Big as my head. I can't wait to get a mouth full.

[TEN-32]

They're perfect big white titties with awesome pink nipples. Big as my head. I can't wait to get a mouth full.

Your gunsnet brothers would appreciate a photo to verify said claim....

[FunkyPertwee]

Your gunsnet brothers would appreciate a photo to verify said claim....

I know for a fact that yall would, but that would a severe violation of trust. No can do.

I'm not Bluedog. I can't afford to piss off the women who let me suckle. Also I have moral backbone.

[TEN-32]

I know for a fact that yall would, but that would a severe violation of trust. No can do.

I'm not Bluedog. I can't afford to piss off the women who let me suckle. Also I have moral backbone.

Nice.

[El Jefe]

I know for a fact that yall would, but that would a severe violation of trust. No can do.

I'm not Bluedog. I can't afford to piss off the women who let me suckle. Also I have moral backbone.

She doesn't read Gunsnet, show us the boobs!!!

[FunkyPertwee]

She doesn't read Gunsnet, show us the boobs!!!

Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

I don't share pics without permission, and I ain't getting permission.