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    They're coming back for Will Smiff and Jeff Goldblum

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    Looks pretty good but I don't believe Will Smith is in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    Looks pretty good but I don't believe Will Smith is in it.
    You're right. Will Smith (aka Captain HILLER) is not in the sequel.

    Here is a screencap where they explain what happened to Captain Hiller (now Colonel)....


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    Quote Originally Posted by tank_monkey View Post
    You're right. Will Smith (aka Captain HILLER) is not in the sequel.

    Here is a screencap where they explain what happened to Captain Hiller (now Colonel)....

    That is such a lame cliched Hollywood cop-out. "Sorry guys, the protagonist died off screen so you're stuck with the secondary cast".

    That is the kind of shit they would do with shitty direct to VHS sequels back in the 90's.

    Fuck the first movie and fuck this shit. The mid to late 1990's had the worst movies, and I am not looking forward to being dragged through nostalgia for that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    That is such a lame cliched Hollywood cop-out. "Sorry guys, the protagonist died off screen so you're stuck with the secondary cast".

    That is the kind of shit they would do with shitty direct to VHS sequels back in the 90's.

    Fuck the first movie and fuck this shit. The mid to late 1990's had the worst movies, and I am not looking forward to being dragged through nostalgia for that shit.
    What do you expect them to do if the Star doesn't want to come back? CGI him? hahahahahahaha

    And also, if you hated the first movie and won't watch the second, then why bother even ranting about it?

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    he probly took one look at the script and said 'just kill me' .
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    I remember seeing the first one in the theater. When the aliens blew up the White House, the audience cheered. Not kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nfa1934 View Post
    I remember seeing the first one in the theater. When the aliens blew up the White House, the audience cheered. Not kidding.
    Yep, the PREZ at the time was BILL CLINTON. So yeah, I cheered too

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    Quote Originally Posted by tank_monkey View Post
    What do you expect them to do if the Star doesn't want to come back? CGI him? hahahahahahaha

    And also, if you hated the first movie and won't watch the second, then why bother even ranting about it?

    I enjoy making fun of bad movies.

    I saw the first one in theatres when it came out, and to be honest I do enjoy mocking it when it comes on TV.
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    Yawn. I didn'tlike the first one.

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    Never seen the first, won't bother with the second.
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