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    $50k worth of semen stolen from truck

    You read that correctly.

    TURLOCK (CBS13) — Tanks filled with thousands of dollars worth of bull semen were stolen out of a truck in Turlock, and it could cause trouble in the wrong hands.

    The bulls are the cream of the crop and have been selected for their genetic value.
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    that's a hard loss to swallow.
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    Japanese dudes probably stole it for a Bukaki fest.

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    Asians probably drink it for good luck or something.
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    Eeeww. Bukaki? I'll have to look that one up. The Japanese are way too freaky nowdays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Eeeww. Bukaki? I'll have to look that one up. The Japanese are way too freaky nowdays.
    Try looking up, "Bukkake."
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    Quote Originally Posted by skorpion View Post

    That stuff is collected using a tool called the "ElectroJac" (I kid you not).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    that's a hard loss to swallow.

    Booo hissss....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    That stuff is collected using a tool called the "ElectroJac" (I kid you not).

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    Well i'm glad there was no live demonstration, don't even want to know where that pencil looking thing goes

    I guess it beats the old fashion "hands on" method

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    Quote Originally Posted by davepool View Post
    Well i'm glad there was no live demonstration, don't even want to know where that pencil looking thing goes

    I guess it beats the old fashion "hands on" method
    Is that like trying to milk a bull?
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