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    Scientific breakthrough!

    Toilet Seat Scale Tells You How Much Weight Is Lost After You Take A Dump
    http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/01/12/to...u-take-a-dump/
    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Is it covered under obamacare?

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    Wonder if they'll make an iPod Nano app for that?
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    I actually would like to have this.

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    This could be useful, when someone says you are full of it, you can show proof positive that you aren't.

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    Geez, just more gadgetry to clutter our lives. When i'm curious ( or really proud ) of a poop i've just made, i put it in a bowl and check it on my wifes kitchen scale.....











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    Quote Originally Posted by davepool View Post
    Geez, just more gadgetry to clutter our lives. When i'm curious ( or really proud ) of a poop i've just made, i put it in a bowl and check it on my wifes kitchen scale.....
    Does she know!?!
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    I imagine this technology will be used when public bathrooms go pay-per-poop. Charges will be determined by actual weight, not volume.
    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.56NATO View Post
    I imagine this technology will be used when public bathrooms go pay-per-poop. Charges will be determined by actual weight, not volume.
    So it will pay to be constipated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ltorlo64 View Post
    Does she know!?!
    I'm still alive, so, no

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltorlo64 View Post
    Does she know!?!

    I doubt it. He IS still posting, which means he's still alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    I doubt it. He IS still posting, which means he's still alive.
    You guys do realize i was kidding, right

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