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    Ugh... Kidney stones...

    Well, these things fucking hurt. Never had one before, but last night at work my side started hurting something fierce. Bad enough that I thought there was something seriously wrong so I left work, hauled ass to the ER where they had me piss in a cup, then get in a gown. They found blood in my sample, and told me they think it's a kidney stone. They ran some blood work, then hooked me up to an IV, complete with morphine for the pain (was slightly disappointed, it totally killed the pain, but didn't get me high at all ). Ran a CT scan and found I have a 6mm stone that may or may not have been able to pass on its own. Either way they did some sonic shock treatment to break it up a little bit and make it more passable. And... Percocet 30's due to my high tolerance for opiates. As well as some stuff to help pass this bastard more easily. So needless to say I'm feeling pretty good right now. High everybody! Hopefully I'll be able to pass the Stone without feeling too awful much.
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    Ouch! Hope it passes (pun intended!) quickly!
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    eeesh


    Percocet sounds like a win though...
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    I was 8 years old when i learned about kidney stones. Walked by the bathroom one day and heard my grandpa cussing at the top of his lungs, i asked if he was OK and he told me he had just "passed a stone", i asked what that meant and he told me to look in the toilet where i saw the pink water and a small BB sized thing and then he explained where it came from and i had nightmares for a month hoping that never happened to me (so far so good)

    Good luck partner, i'd be scared to death to take a piss.

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    Apple juice and cranberry juice is alleged to help keep these from forming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.56NATO View Post
    Apple juice and cranberry juice is alleged to help keep these from forming.
    Huge amounts of Vitamin C will erode them away. And of coarse a bunch of water.

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    Sweet Lord I cannot imagine. 6 mm. That is a 24 caliber. Ugh

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    ".24 caliber"? Damn!!
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    Like I said, they did some kind of sonic shock to break it into smaller pieces, that sure as hell wasn't coming out naturally.
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    Aside from this little bastard (now these littler bastards) is hard as a rock, I fail to see relevance here. :/
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    I hope that this too shall pass.

    Seriously. I hope that you are ok.

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    co-worker once described passing one as, "pissing a bastard file". i hope you get over this soon.

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    Geez I hope you feel ok today. I do not even want to try and imagine
    what is happening.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

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    The kidney pain that comes for hours at a time and then goes has been kicking me ass and UN fucking bearable. Haven't got to the part where I shoot the rock out of my cock yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggressive Perfector View Post
    The kidney pain that comes for hours at a time and then goes has been kicking me ass and UN fucking bearable. Haven't got to the part where I shoot the rock out of my cock yet.
    I worked with a guy who got one real bad. He said that part is the easy part even though you think it would be the bad part

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    Then consider me looking forward to it...
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    My dad gets them now and then. They hurt worse on the inside because your kidney tubes are smaller than your dick hole.
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    sell one of your kidneys, reduce your risk by half.
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