Zoo Claims Gorilla Had Ties To ISIS

**rci2950** · 06-01-2016, 12:22 PM

Cincinnati Zoo authorities have released new information that shows suspicious links between the gorilla killed on the weekend and ISIS.

However, the zoo has denied it was attempting to quell the moral outrage that has followed the killing of Harambe – a silverback Gorilla who was shot after a child fell in his enclosure – by blaming it on terrorists.

New reports are claiming that the Gorilla, named Harambe, was actually brought to the zoo in the early 2000’s after being captured in Afghanistan. Reports show that Harambe is not only a zoo animal, but also a prisoner of war who specialized in making weapons of mass destruction for Al-queda, and later Isis. “We knew something was going on when Harambe would shout what sounded like “allahu akbar” and even reciting the Koran at night time”, says zookeeper Ryan Schellis, “I was scared, I thought I was in the Middle East”.

So, if Harambe was actually brought from Afghanistan as a prisoner of war, what is his true identity? Zoo officials revealed that Harambe’s true name before being captured, was Mohamed Rahat Al-fashid, and was born in Tehran, Iran before moving to Afghanistan in the late 90’s to work for various terrorist groups including the most recent Isis. Here’s a photograph of Harambe with associate Osama Bin Laden prior to becoming affiliated with Isis:

**Altarboy** · 06-01-2016, 02:01 PM

I wouldn't doubt it. Damn gorillas. Coming here. Taking our jobs. And doing the jobs for peanuts.

**imanaknut** · 06-01-2016, 03:56 PM

As long as King Barack is in charge there is no doubt that Harambe had nothing to do with ISIS, otherwise he would have been taken out by drone-fire.

**FunkyPertwee** · 06-01-2016, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by imanaknut

As long as King Barack is in charge there is no doubt that Harambe had nothing to do with ISIS, otherwise he would have been taken out by drone-fire.

Plus his family, and anyone else in the immediate vicinity. I hear the gorillas in the next cage are using this event to recruit more gorilla fighters for future attacks.