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  1. 03-30-2018, 12:38 PM #1
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    The Importance of Precise Communications

    So, yesterday I am coming onto the ship and show my ID. The young Sailor looks at my ID and then at me and says, "Sir, I need to see your backside." I was surprised and flattered and started to turn around. Then the Sailor says "Sir, your ID, I need to see the back or your ID." Oops.
    "Nothing ever gets so bad that government "help" can't make it worse." Pat Garrett, March 22, 2014

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    I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.

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    I'm not going to write what my first thouuht was when reading this.....

    p.s. That sailor could be in for a real surprise if he ever said that to the wrong person.....
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    So what does your backside look like?
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

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    be the heat..
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    The sailor wass female, I presume?
    No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    The sailor wass female, I presume?
    Yes
    "Nothing ever gets so bad that government "help" can't make it worse." Pat Garrett, March 22, 2014

    "HATE IS GOOD, WHEN ITS DIRECTED AT EVIL." PROBASCO, April 20, 2012

    I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.

    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines!

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  6. 03-30-2018, 05:35 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post
    So what does your backside look like?
    For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post
    So what does your backside look like?
    Magnificent!
    "Nothing ever gets so bad that government "help" can't make it worse." Pat Garrett, March 22, 2014

    "HATE IS GOOD, WHEN ITS DIRECTED AT EVIL." PROBASCO, April 20, 2012

    I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.

    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines!

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  8. 03-31-2018, 12:22 PM #8
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    Pics or it didn't happen...or something like that.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

    In a world of snowflakes,
    be the heat..
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    Be flattered, You're getting quite old. Getting carded? priceless.
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