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    Thumbs up Funny!

    Saw this on another site. Time to lighten it up a little bit here.


    An Ornery Little Engineer

    A few days after little AK shooter's birthday, his Mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and little AK shooter said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the fucking tracks."

    His Mother went nuts and told little AK shooter, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, little AK shooter comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.

    Soon the train stopped and his Mother heard little AK shooter say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

    She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the Mother began to smile, AK shooter added, "For those of you who are fucking pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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